Reblog This With Falsettos/in Trousers And/or Falsettos/in Trousers Cast (any Of Them) Photos You Want

@cyclonewest and anyone else who would like to read a mediocre oneshot (lol)!!! here ya go :)

and of course I took that version of Marvin Takes A Victory Shower literally and wrote an entire oneshot off of it because I'm just sexy like that idk

o no

when you need to update a kleinphy fic that’s been sitting in your wattpad undone for a year already but your inspo is fleeting but yOU NEED TO

MOST OF THEIR SONGS ARE LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE MADE INTO ANIMATICS, AND HONESTLY? I MIGHT GIVE INTO THAT

THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF KLEINSEN ANIMATICS SO

Nik that's a lot of The Front Bottoms are you okay

uhm

Will and Grace, my babygirls.

back on my grind (creating a something rotten! modern au in my head but never doing anything with it)

it's days like this I'm overjoyed I don't have tiktok. yep. what in the FUCK?

I would block everyone on Falsettos tiktok making jokes about Whizzer's death/aids/both. But then I don't think there'd be anyone left... Falsettos tiktok really needs to hurry up and leave those behind

guys. you do not understand

literally yelled out into my empty kitchen and flapped my hands around like

what is this

why is it the best ever. on the planet

Maybe just one more...

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Alana: I don't want to control everything!

Alana: I just want people and events to mold to my desire!!

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Jared: I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.

Connor: If your still alive at 80, I will demand a medical explanation.

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Evan: Would you please not Jared this into a worse situation than it already is?

Jared: Hold on, did you just use my name as a verb??

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Evan: We're having another moment, aren't we?

Jared: If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Zoe: This is the worst thing you've ever done!

Connor: You say that so much that at this point it's lost all of it's meaning.

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Connor: Frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.

Jared: How are you gayer than I am?

Connor: Well, I wear a man purse.

Jared: That's not gay! That's hideous! And if you were as gay as I am, you'd know that!

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Jared, about Evan: I don't have a crush on him. He's just someone I stare at and I like and when he's not here, it ruins my day.

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Evan: Why do you always turn everything into a joke?

Jared: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.

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Evan: Hey, Connor, can I get some dating advice?

Connor: Just because I'm with Miguel doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Evan: Be careful!

Jared: I always am.

Connor: Respectfully disagree.

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Jared: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?!

Zoe: It's kind of complicated. But Evan-

Jared: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Zoe, about Alana: It's werd... I just.. I like her. Much.

Evan:

Evan: You

Evan: You like her much???

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Zoe: Connor would throw himself out of a moving car for you.

Miguel: Connor would throw himself out of a moving car for fun!!

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Connor: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Evan: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Jared: *Mindlessly flirting with Evan*

Evan: *Actually flirts back*

Jared:

Evan:

Evan: You're not gonna say anything?

Jared, panicking: I don't know. I didn't think I'd ever actually get this far.

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Evan: What's the dumbest thing that you believed as a child?

Jared: That naptimes were a punishment.

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Jared: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Evan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Jared: What? No! Four to five!

Evan: Too late!

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Miguel: I drink to forget, but I always remember...

Connor:

Connor: You're drinking orange juice.

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Connor: Coffee or tea?

Evan: Tea.

Connor: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Jared: I left instructions for everyone for while I'm gone.

Evan: Mine just says 'Evan, no.'

Jared: Yes, and I want you to apply that to every situation ever.

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Miguel: What's the name of that guy that lives down the hall?

Connor: His cat's names are Fifi and Abigail.

Miguel: That's not what I asked?

Connor: That is all the information I have

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Jared: We tried things your way.

Connor: No we didn't.

Jared: ...I did it in my head and it didn't work out.

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Zoe, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast,

Jared: You're kinda ugly.

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Miguel: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through!

Connor: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire.

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Zoe: This is so frustrating! I hate everything, I hate everybody!

Evan: ...Everybody?

Zoe, sighing: Everybody but you.

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Evan: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Connor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

assclass things :] (quotes, etc)

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Mimura: Someone take me to an art museum and make out with me.

Sugaya: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Mimura: Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.

Okajima, on a walkie talkie: This is Okajima, those idiots are fucking around in East wing again.

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Terasaka: Some people are like slinkies.

Maehara: What? Explain.

Terasaka: Not really good for much, but it brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Isogai: Please don't push Itona down the stairs-

Terasaka, pushing Itona down the stairs: Too late.

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Okajima: I'm not THAT stupid!

Sugaya: You literally ate the wax off of a babybel?

Okajima: KARMA TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!?

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Nagisa, to Karma: Me? I'm the bees knees. But you? Your just...

Korosensei: Cockroach ankles!

Nagisa: Ye- wait, what?

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Isogai: Karma's covered in blood again. Why is it that he's always covered in blood?

Maehara: This time I'm pretty sure it's his own blood.

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Mimura: But you CAN'T eat fifteen crayons!

Okajima: Bet I can!

Sugaya: *Sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Kirara: Nice rock.

Yoshida: Yeah, Terasaka gave it to me.

Terasaka: I THREW IT AT YOU!

Yoshida: Isn't he just the sweetest?

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Karasuma: So, are you going to explain how you crashed my car?

Nagisa: Well, Karma was driving, and there was a deer, so I said "Karma, deer!"

Karasuma: And what did Karma say?

Karma: ...

Karma: "Yes, honey?"

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Korosensei: I just had a long talk with Terasaka and Kirara about hitting, so now they are yelling "It's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence!" before hitting each other.

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Kirara: Thanks for not telling Korosensei what happened.

Itona, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even remotely know where to begin telling this to anyone.

Gonna go rewatch assclass now lol:/

bye [:

I'm saying it,

Christian and Andrew are probably fine, but if you’re really worried they’re fighting,

Where was this when they saw most of the shows of the rest of the Falsettos cast members but not each other’s. What about when they were both at the Water 4 Elephant premiere and had no pictures? Were people harassing Andrew and Stephanie for not being like Anthony and Tracie and posting congrats for Christian, Betsy, and Brandon on their Tony nominations like people do when birthdays aren’t posted?

no cause people, especially Christian, don’t live on social media.

It’s not that deep, really, guys. Either he got a friend to play a role he cared about or not, but Broadway is small enough that no matter who they cast, it could have been traced back to Andrew.

While I was hoping for Christian to be Herbie, someone had to fill this role. This was falsetto fans who already bought tickets are still happy.

But if Chrisitan and Andrew did have a falling out, it's not recent.

Most likely, they're fine, and if it's a one-off pain, I'm sure they'll talk.