I Think Your Forgetting A Crisis-ridden Barber, And A Very Psychotic, Gas-addicted Dentist, Actually

Heyyyyyyyyyy

It's ur favorite table member. Just wanted to ask you something

How do I get the butches interested in me? I'm trying to get over on the butch side with no luck :(

What can I do to draw in all of the butch baddies?

-love and ballads, the pelican harmer's gal.

my girly! hello 🫶

be yourself, slay, be gay do crime. listen to indie music. listen to girl in red.

definitely keep up the aesthetically pleasing lifestyle, and never stop the Oscar Wilde craze.

most importantly, have fun, be safe, and probably search the beach areas because that's where all the pretty and tall girls go. I've had many-a-crushes who I met at the beach lol.

also, don't crush on pelican harmers, they are def gonna end up bad for your health.

-your dearly beloved, the butch Oscar Wilde estranged parent

and people wonder why I like Travis Phelps and his arc from Sally Face. 

here ya go

I think an underrated horror trope is “insular christian cult worshipping something that slowly reveals itself to be Very Much Not God”.  I think it speaks something to the bastardized nature of american christian sects like southern baptist and others. I think in a lot of ways the way colonialism pairs with christianity in the americas really makes it demonic in ways that horror makes powerful statements about.

somebody please talk to me about why the fuck william finn decided to make whizzer good at karate

I swear to God I've read this as a fic

marvin says he’s thinking about trying to lose some weight and whizzer throws himself to the ground on his knees and starts sobbing

drawing them is not enough, I need to physically give everyone in the falsettos 2016 cast a tight hug

you already know it's whizzer even though the fandom still aggressively focuses on the angst

Real or nah???

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

we're??? double dating homosexuals?? once again????????

four unlikely lovers goin on a double date for anon!

date idea: we watch the Marvin trilogy but I pause every two lines to explain the significance and to defend every character (this will take three years, yes)

THIS IS SO GORGEOUS SNSBSNDHDKSBSMJEKSHSKEHSJSHSIEJSNBSSHSNSHSKEHJESBDIDJJDJSDJSHSKDHDJDJDJSJ

Marvin and Whizzer

You and me always forever...