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FALSETTOS RANT!

I cannot believe this controversy is actually a CONTROVERSY. we should all be in agreeance: Marvin is a gay man.

He is a homosexual. A man liker. A MAN WHO LIKES MEN.

Every instance in which he 'loves' women is completely fabricated! It's not actually him being infatuated with any aspect of the female freaking nature.

We shouldn't be arguing this point because there is NO point. Bisexual Marvin is a pipedream. Poof! Doesn't exist, thank you.

the next person that calls marvin bi is gonna acc die i swear to god im loosing my mind

lil guyssss @boredsoup the last of your redraws all finished up! thanks for sending em in :)

OFF TO COLLEGE PRODUCTION IN TROUSERS MARVIN! :D

I've been thinking about this recently 😭

"life is lonley, life is rotten, and thankfully short, thankfully short, thankfully SHORT!"

"...like Marvin!"

and

"Short insomiacssssss and a teeny-tiny band!" how I love you

also I am just constantly thinking about Chip Zien's Marvin, almost every hour of every day. thank you

Chip Zien: *is in a William Finn musical*

William Finn writing the lyrics: 🎶 He is SO fucking SHORT 🎶

Maybe just one more...

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Alana: I don't want to control everything!

Alana: I just want people and events to mold to my desire!!

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Jared: I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.

Connor: If your still alive at 80, I will demand a medical explanation.

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Evan: Would you please not Jared this into a worse situation than it already is?

Jared: Hold on, did you just use my name as a verb??

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Evan: We're having another moment, aren't we?

Jared: If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Zoe: This is the worst thing you've ever done!

Connor: You say that so much that at this point it's lost all of it's meaning.

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Connor: Frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.

Jared: How are you gayer than I am?

Connor: Well, I wear a man purse.

Jared: That's not gay! That's hideous! And if you were as gay as I am, you'd know that!

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Jared, about Evan: I don't have a crush on him. He's just someone I stare at and I like and when he's not here, it ruins my day.

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Evan: Why do you always turn everything into a joke?

Jared: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.

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Evan: Hey, Connor, can I get some dating advice?

Connor: Just because I'm with Miguel doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Evan: Be careful!

Jared: I always am.

Connor: Respectfully disagree.

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Jared: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?!

Zoe: It's kind of complicated. But Evan-

Jared: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Zoe, about Alana: It's werd... I just.. I like her. Much.

Evan:

Evan: You

Evan: You like her much???

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Zoe: Connor would throw himself out of a moving car for you.

Miguel: Connor would throw himself out of a moving car for fun!!

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Connor: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Evan: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Jared: *Mindlessly flirting with Evan*

Evan: *Actually flirts back*

Jared:

Evan:

Evan: You're not gonna say anything?

Jared, panicking: I don't know. I didn't think I'd ever actually get this far.

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Evan: What's the dumbest thing that you believed as a child?

Jared: That naptimes were a punishment.

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Jared: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Evan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Jared: What? No! Four to five!

Evan: Too late!

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Miguel: I drink to forget, but I always remember...

Connor:

Connor: You're drinking orange juice.

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Connor: Coffee or tea?

Evan: Tea.

Connor: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Jared: I left instructions for everyone for while I'm gone.

Evan: Mine just says 'Evan, no.'

Jared: Yes, and I want you to apply that to every situation ever.

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Miguel: What's the name of that guy that lives down the hall?

Connor: His cat's names are Fifi and Abigail.

Miguel: That's not what I asked?

Connor: That is all the information I have

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Jared: We tried things your way.

Connor: No we didn't.

Jared: ...I did it in my head and it didn't work out.

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Zoe, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast,

Jared: You're kinda ugly.

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Miguel: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through!

Connor: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire.

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Zoe: This is so frustrating! I hate everything, I hate everybody!

Evan: ...Everybody?

Zoe, sighing: Everybody but you.

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Evan: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Connor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

me when gay middle aged men

Having comfort characters is so funny because you hear or see something that vaguely reminds you of them and it's like

jared kleinman?

Me: I want compliments and attention Someone: * gives me compliments and attention* Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell

AAA; thank YOU! 

Take your time tho, drink lots of water and don’t stay up like i did the other night because now i have eye bags <3

*Slams head on keyboard*

IT'S 2 A.M. BUT GOSHDANGIT I HAVE SO MANY DEH THINGS FLOATING AROUND MY BRAIN FOR YOUR CHALLENGE!!

Songs:

For Evan: Dead-Bird by McCafferty; Dead Weight by Jack Stauber; Maybe a bit of the ENA Remix (Allergic to People Meme); Michelle by Sir Chloe; The Anxiety Song By Human Petting Zoo

For Jared: Taking My Uzi To The Gym By The Front Bottoms; i just learned the f word By SARIAH sort of has the Jared vibe to it; Loser by Mccafferty

[I recommend listening to these if ya haven't when you get the time ^^]

Vague Plotlines (lol):

Michael tries to get a patch for Jeremy to put on his jacket for when Jeremy himself wears it but can't find one that fits perfectly and has to ask him about it.

Jared's parents are never home- too busy with their jobs (as real estate agents that travel a lot) to come home and visit him for his birthday but even after the fight Evan leaves him a present by his door.

Brooke gets really sad over the fact that she can't eat froyo so Chloe goes out and buys her every fucking flavour of ice cream that she can find that is dairy-free because fuck lactose intolerance, we can still have a nice movie night.

Connor starts randomly cutting himself while he's high in front of Jared and to stop him all Jared can do in his also extremely drugged up state of brain is kiss him

Dialogue Prompts:

"I've moved on, and you should too." ~ Kleinsen

"Move over, this bathtubs only got so much room in it." ~ Boyf riends

"Tell me everything." ~ Conguel (Connor x Miguel)

"Nice ass, tall-ass!" ~ Spicy Bis

"Your not the loser, the geek, or whatever." ~ Deere

"I'm watching you. You better not fall out of any more fucking trees." ~ Kleinsen (again. lol, sorry-)

"Stop ignoring me and stop hurting yourself!!" ~ Kleinphy

Just a few things I thought of off the top of my head, I'll send in more if I think of any <3

OH MY GOD????

These are a LOT (/pos) THANK YOUUUUUUU

also never apologize for sending a lot of kleinsen it's like, my biggest comfort ever??? I'll just tag this with something so I can find it!

I'll dm you when your fic(s, depends on how motivated I'll be) is ready!!

Ty!

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

@weirdo-with-a-potato we've officially subjected ourselves to neverending catgirl hell

P.S.

christian borle I am so fucking sorry oh my god why did I spend so many hours on this PLEASE FORGIVE ME