I Only Ever Think About Soft Things Or Stupid Things 

"Mister Beckman"

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Word Count: 1,113 Drabble

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Synopsis: The first mate of the Red-Hair pirates is attempting to relax and enjoy his evening with you, but is rudely interrupted by Shanks' tinkering and clanging within the Captain's quarters.

Themes: First-mate x crew, established relationship, lounging, drinking, smoking, gentle touches, sweet domesticity.

Notes: The Beckman brain rot got me. This beloved first-mate lives rent free in my head, and I adore him.

Tag List: @sordidmusings @writingmysanity @gingernut1314 @feral-artistry

Echoes of clangs of metal meeting wood reverberated throughout the hallway of the Red Force. The ship shook against the metal banging, its source within the Captain’s quarters beginning to crescendo upwards in volume and the drawn out clangs became more erratic and frantic with each shattered bash. 

Benn Beckman sat on the wooden deckchair, closing his eyes and furrowing his brows at each of the beaten clangs ringing in his ears. Reclining against your own deckchair, your legs comfortably rested over his thighs and secured beneath the heel of his left palm. He drew up his right hand and pulled the cigarette from his lips, blowing the smoke away from you before slyly raking his eyes over your body from the corner of his eyes. 

Your brows knit in concentration as you read over the itinerary to be completed within the next port. He gave your calf a gentle squeeze before slowly dancing his index finger over your shin up to the point of your knee. Pursing your lips and arching your left brow, you refused to break your eyes away from raking them over the itinerary as he continued to trail his digits over the cap of your knee. 

“Mister Beckman,” your warning tone rising at the end of his name, your tongue clicking in a small reprimand, “I am trying to read.” His fingers end their small dance against your skin, his firm hand cupping over your knee as he leans forward. The clangs continue to pick up their rapidity and volume, before halting all together with a murmur of angry words strung into loose sentences.

Beckman hums in response, placing the butt of his cigarette within the glass ash-tray and pressing it beneath the pad of his thumb to extinguish it. He joins his right hand against your skin by cradling your calf and moulding the flesh beneath it. The angry vocal murmur continues to rise alongside the recommencing clanging and clashing within the Captain’s quarters. 

“Mister Beckman,” you sighed, turning over the page of the itinerary and glaring at the pages, “Are you going to check on our Captain?” He grunted at your question, a lengthy sigh pulling itself from his chest immediately following. Leaning down in a deep stoop, he placed his lips against your shin, cradling your calf against his chest as he drew his lips up. Pressing several fluttered kisses against your flesh, he continued to trail his lips upwards with his smile felt in each flurry. 

“Darlin’,” he muttered against your skin, “It’ll take nothin’ short of-.” A particularly loud clang of bashed wood meeting metal broke his words away from his lips, his head snapping over in the direction of Shanks within his quarters. 

“Beckman! Becks!” Red-Haired Shanks yelled at the top of his voice. The booming anxiety had Beckman removing your legs from his lap, and rising immediately to his feet to sprint towards the direction of the Captain’s quarters. 

You sighed at his warmth disappearing from beneath your legs, your ears pricking for any indication of the source of the clanging and banging.

Managing to scribe several notes over the itinerary, you glanced up to see Beckman re-emerging from the Captain’s quarters with a look of defeat over his face. Eyes closed, a deep frown found purchase against his brows, with his jaw both tense and slack at the same time. You could tangibly see the pulsation of a vein beating against his temple, his pulse elevated and aggressive in its rapidity.

He withdrew a cigarette from his pack and rose it to his lips, igniting the end and inhaling a deep gulping lungful of the nicotine-riddled tobacco. His exhale was heavy, the weight of what occurred within the Captain’s quarters falling from his exasperated breaths. 

Brows upturning with empathy, your lips pouted at the sight of the first-mate in such a sorry state. You rose to your feet, walking slowly over to him as he allowed a small hushed growl depart from his lips on his next exhale. 

“Why is it always me?” his raspy rumble mixed with his chagrin, prompting a small smile to elevate to your lips. You raised your right hand up to collect his left cheek, his eyes opening at the soft impact. The gruffness of his silver grained stubble danced with the softness of your palms as they drew his face closer to you.

“Because it’s what you do,” you offered him your response, gazing lovingly into his eyes, “And we all love and appreciate you for it.” He allowed a softness to dance in his eyes as he gazed into your orbs, the love dancing tangible within your rounded globes. He removed his cigarette from his lips and hung his hand limply to his side, stooping down to meet your face with his. 

“We?” His lip ticked up at the corner as he continued his descent to meet your face with his own. 

“Of course ‘we’,” you praised him with your wide and innocent eyes floating between half-lidded eyes, “But we know I love you most.” You gave him a small wink, prompting a rumbled chuckle to rise within his chest.

“Thank you, Darlin’,” he leant his forehead against yours, ensuring his cigarette was far enough from both of you to not dance its ignited end against your skin. You closed your eyes, humming at the kiss of your foreheads meeting, before pulling apart from him and gazing once more into his grey orbs. 

“You going to tell me what that was all about, Mister Beckman?” You asked him. His smirk danced over his lips, his hand collecting fallen strands from your forehead and hooking it behind your ear. 

“There you go again. Sayin’ ‘Mister Beckman,’ like it doesn’t rouse somethin’ in you,” his voice growled in a subtle purr down into ear, the follicles on the back of your neck rising to attention. He chuckled into your ear before rising himself away to press a chaste kiss against your temple with a small promise of, “I’ll tell you about it later. For now, let's go sit back down. I need a drink.”

“Aye, sir,” you offered him a two fingered salute, shooting a small wink at him before turning and walking back to assume your prior position reclining against the chairs. He sighed deeply, watching the small swing of your hips in front of him and shaking his head. He whispered below his breath to vocalize his thoughts.

“This is why I went grey before fifty.” You turned and glanced at him over your shoulder with a sly smirk dancing at the corner of your lips. 

“And what pretty grey hair you have, Mister Beckman.”

A quick somethin’ somethin’ ✨✨

who let this man-

I want Chrollo to get his ass beat so bad- im waiting Togashi. Hes my least favorite character because he such an ass. Like hashtag im deep and while I foam at the mouth about hisoka, illumi, killua and gon. And all Togashi can give me is- lol I just think it neat.

While this motherfucker thinks his some shounen protag seeking the meaning of life. You killed a whole race of people, pissed off a murder clown (I knew was gonna die!) Then allowed your dumbass self to keep not just one but 2 members of the zoldyck family.

I know if illumi betrays them he's going to say some nonsense. Like I knew this was going to happen

And i'll fuckin scream because no you didn't you edgy little bitch. Why is everyone else normal but you wanna be a dramatic hoe like you special

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🍞Headcanons🍞

Headcanons: Modern AU! God Enel

Headcanons: Zoro, Ace, Law, Sabo x S/O who is unusual and mysterious

Headcanons: X-Drake, Law, Kid x S/O - reacting to them cutting their long hair for them during a fight.

Headcanons: Bonney x F! S/O who has an opposite personality

Headcanons: Law and the Heart Pirates meeting Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger and Eeyore

Headcanons: Random Fluff for Rob Lucci and and Kaku

NSFW Headcanons: Benn, Law, Ace, Mihawk x Virgin! S/O

Headcanons: Zoro meeting F! Reader in Wano and her being jealous of Hiyori and Zoro

Headcanons: Modern AU! Ace, Luffy, Garp, Dragon as celebrities

Headcanons: Kanjuro, Sabo, Lucci x S/O that has vaginismus and how they accommodate and reassure them

Headcanons: Kid, Killer, Luffy x S/O with wings

Headcanons: X-Drake with his Devil Fruit

Headcanons: Kyros x Lady Scarlett

Headcanons: SFW and NSFW Kin'emon + Kanjuro x F! S/O (Poly)

Headcanons: Modern AU! North Blue Boys (Sanji, Law, X-Drake, Hawkins) sharing a house.

Headcanons: Law x S/O who is emotionally sensitive

Headcanons: Luffy, Smoker, Doflamingo, Law - Meeting young Xenahort (Kingdom Hearts)

Headcanons: Sabo, X-Drake, Law x S/O who used to be a Cipher Pol agent

Headcanons: X-Drake, Law, Luffy x S/O making a wish on a shooting star -

Headcanons: Law, Ace teasing an easily flustered S/O until they turn the tables.

Headcanons: SFW & NSFW: King the Wildfire x F! S/O

Headcanons: Luffy x Male! Ex-Lieutenant! S/O

Headcanons: Luffy, Law, Kid x S/O - Who has a split sleep schedule

Headcanons: Zoro, Ace x F! S/O with large breasts

Headcanons: ABO AU! Alpha! Luffy, Alpha! Sanji, Alpha! Zoro x Omega! S/O

Headcanons: Law, Kid, Sabo, X-Drake x Friend! Reader who has the Friends power ability

Headcanons: Sabo, Hawkins, Doflamingo, Law x S/O that likes Junji Ito manga

Headcanons: SFW and NSFW: Alpha! Luffy, Alpha! Sanji, Alpha! Zoro x Omega! S/O - Who is in heat

Headcanons: Kid, Law x Wife - Pregnancy and Parental

Headcanons: X-Drake x Male! S/O - Finding out his S/O was a slave

Headcanons: Law, Kid, Zoro x S/O who has given them a really sweet nickname

Headcanons: Ace, Luffy, Garp x Sister!/Granddaughter! Reader - Saving her family at Marineford

Headcanons: Male! Keyblade Wielder joining the Straw-Hats alongside Robin in Alabasta and being the crew's photographer

Headcanons: College AU! Zoro x Male! Best Friend! Reader - Attending College with Zoro and studying business and Japanese

Headcanons: Male! Reader having Mori's charyeok - Being the newest member of the crew and reuniting after the timeskip

Headcanons: Doflamingo, Corazon, Law, Kid x S/O who was "killed" by the World Government

Headcanons: Ace x Male! Reader - Becoming friends with {Name} who has the ability to manipulate his aura into natural elements

Headcanons: Nami x Male! Reader going shopping together

Headcanons: Ace x Wife - Pregnancy and Parental

Headcanons: Dad AU! Zoro, Luffy, Ace - Sleeping with their infant on their chest

Headcanons: Sabo, Law, Luffy x S/O - Reacting to their S/O picking up a magical lamp

Headcanons: Law, X-Drake, Sanji, Ace x Shy! S/O that loves affection

Headcanons: Modern AU! Reader being the son of Mobster! Ace

Headcanons: Male! Reader with Tsuna's (Katekyo Hitman Reborn) powers joining the Straw-Hats

Headcanons: Modern AU! Smoker

Headcanons: Male! Reader performing Twenty One Pilot songs for the crew with Brook

Headcanons: Male! Reader being Rayleighs nephew and joining the Straw-Hats

Headcanons: Male! Keyblade Wielder training with Zoro under Mihawk and reuniting in Dressrosa

Headcanons: Law, Zoro, Sanji - Reacting to M! Reader and F! Reader throwing pick up lines at eachother

Headcanons: SFW & NSFW - First times with Law

Headcanons: Kid, Killer x F! Reader - Confessing their feelings and discovering she has a girlfriend

Headcanons: King x Chaotic Neutral! S/O

NSFW Headcanons: Doflamingo, Paulie, Franky

NSFW Headcanons: Law, Sabo, Ace x Shy! F! S/O who has a size difference kink

Headcanons: Dad AU! X-Drake with a son

🍞Scenarios🍞

Scenario: Modern AU! Male! Reader and Straw-Hats crew - Don't Step On Any Toes

Scenario: Drunk! Killer x S/O - Drunken Lullabies

Scenario: ABO AU! Alpha! Killer x Beta! Reader - So What?

Scenario: Law + Zoro x F! Keyblade Wielder - Listen To Your Heart