Can't Wait Until AI Has Been Tumblr Poisoned And I'll Be Able To Type In "Some Of Y'all," As A Prompt

oh he 100% doesnt know what year it is

@snowzapped drew this wonderful piece for @susiecarter ‘s spectacular fake dating identity porn stony fic, tear these old walls down. Please give this art lots of love and check out Susie’s wonderful fic!

Thank you @t0nystark1er for commissioning it and letting me help out!

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

WE ARE ONLINE!!!

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE ONLINE???

AND SOMEHOW MY WORDS APPEARED ON YOUR SCREEN

THE CHANCES OF THAT ARE ASTRONOMICALLY LOW YET SOMEHOW YOU'RE READING MY SENTENCES

HELLO PERSON I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE WONDERFUL, HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”