Actual Everyday "witchy" Habits

licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v

when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.

and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women

BUT

he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.

which is like ????

the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.

Hi, mathblr. Have you had any mind blowing realisations lately? Personally, I only realised this month that

and

Ever since that day in grade 12 when I learned the formulas for the elementary functions primitives I have used them without thinking. Side by side with the knowledge of computing primitives for composite functions, without ever connecting the dots. I'm defending my phd in math at the beginning of next year, btw. Shame on the education system and shame on me.

Calculus is ruining my fucking life. Every time I see a thing inside another thing, I can't help but wonder how to apply the chain rule. It started with abstract things like syntax trees, but I got jumpscared by a banner ad showing penis-in-vagina sex and all I could think about was derivatives. v'(p(x)) * p'(x), where v(x) is vagina and p(x) is penis. Now, how to find v'(x) and p'(x). . . ?

Everything is secretly about sex, except sex, which is secretly about calculus.