The Lads Bc I've Been Working On So Much Writing As Of Late And "book 1" Of BITE Is Complete So I'm Excited

i need one of those tiddy mousepads but with the grabbers massive f’ing man tiddies on it to rest my hand on

midnight mass is literally dilf galore like we have father paul, sheriff hassan, AND wade ?? can’t even go a second watching that show w/o being bricked up fr

Imagine being a vampire living in one of the castles Claudia and Louis searched. You’re in the middle of your decades long nap, and suddenly there’s some random teenage girl throwing the lid of your coffin open and firing question after question in your language (albeit broken and heavily accented) while a man that’s visibly teetering on the edge of his sanity awkwardly stands behind her.

Sometimes a family is two puppets who like looking at each other and another puppet who has woken up to the cosmic force controlling the universe only to be forcibly returned to a state of ignorance

And who also all share a lawyer

He was a pain in the ass in the other routes I’m not ready lie😭😭

#Relapsed (insp.)

I NEED SOMEWHERE TO POST ALL THESE MEMES BEFORE I GO FERAL AHHHH

hey tobias hear me out everyone thinks ur going to brutally murder copia right you know with the whole caligula theory and stuff but what if… hear me out here… what if u just hype everyone up for it and then announce that hes going on vacation in the bahamas, huh? wouldnt that be just a silly little fun thing to do? a little gotcha! for the fans, yknow?

Isn't it funky how the iliad starts with a daughter returned to her father alive and ends with a son returned to his father dead. Isn't that crazy

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