Honestly

I love when people talk about slashers/villains or ‘damaged’ characters and are like “I can fix them”

No Martha I don’t wanna fix them..

I wanna fuck them.

I want them to make me their bitch.

There’s a difference.

me whispering as i open yet another ao3 fic: you better fix all my problems you little shit

I need him so badly. It's not even a joke anymore.

In honor of the new Elden Ring dlc 🩵🌙💍

NO ANYONE BUT HIM

guys, look, the next tumblr sexyman just dropped!

Carl: Hey, my dad’s been really annoying lately, so do you wanna come over and help me mess with him?

Negan: HOLY SHIT! How the fuck did you get in here, kid!?

Carl: I’m in your walls. Anyways, you gonna help me or not?

Negan: Uh, I - I mean, yeah, sure, I guess

Imagine being a vampire living in one of the castles Claudia and Louis searched. You’re in the middle of your decades long nap, and suddenly there’s some random teenage girl throwing the lid of your coffin open and firing question after question in your language (albeit broken and heavily accented) while a man that’s visibly teetering on the edge of his sanity awkwardly stands behind her.