Latest Posts by tanuki-tsuki - Page 5
Isn't this basically Sophie from howl's moving castle?
Grabber, to each new kid he kidnaps: So, what is the 411?
Grabber: What has everybody been up to? What is the new hot gossip? Tell me everything. What are you guys listening to? What's the cool jams?
Choosing to believe that Theo drove Mabel to the theatre and that's why she was running a little late cause ~reasons (👀) after he saw her in that dress because they've spent the past year slowly getting to know each other and now they're sort of dating (not officially and they don't quite know how to label it)
Because if it's Official then it's all a bit Scary and Real but it's heading that way and she's learning ASL (he still has to gently correct her a LOT and remind her not to mumble so much) and they visit Coney Island properly and so what if they kiss on the ferris wheel?
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reblog and put in the tags what cake you would want from charles.
Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.
Finney: …McLovin.
Grabber: …McLovin?
Finney: Yeah.
Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.
Finney: I had to pick on the spot!
Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?
Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Grabber:
Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!
Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!
Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?
Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?
Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Finney: Fuck you!
Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Finney: No, I am McLovin.
Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!
Grabber: where’s the boy?
Max: he went out.
Grabber: he’s kidnapped.
Max: …are they not allowed out when they’re kidnapped?