Jason: *on Private Line* Swanhead.

Hot take: Hylia's first hero isn't another Link, or "First" as we call him in LU. It's the same Link from SkSw, it's Sky!

Because he and Zelda/Sun travelled to the distant past and there Zelda turns Link's sword into the true Master Sword and makes his triforce symbol show the triforce symbol, officially choosing him as her hero. And the final battle takes place in the past, so in the past Hylia's chosen hero defeats Demise.

The wing ceremony, with Hylia choosing a hero, is a reference to Zelda choosing Sky himself in the distant past :)

SBK is the new PETA.

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

Coward. If you want someone dead then do it yourself.

every day i read the news and think "hm someone should kill that guy"

skeletons

Warriors headcanon: He's the hero before Wild. He's the Hero from 10,000 years ago. He fought the first Calamity years after his first adventure, won, and saved Hyrule. Except at the time of Linked Universe, he hasn't yet fought the Calamity. He does not know that Wild's past is his future.

Wild headcanon: He's dreading meeting the hero from the first calamity, because what would they ever think of him if they knew he failed? He's positive the Hero of 10,000 Years Ago would hate him. He's convinced they would see him as a failure. He does not know the Hero of 10,000 Years ago is his brother.

Warriors headcanon: He likes Wild. Wild is his brother. He's knows he comes after the others, and everyone knows Wild comes at the end. Which means he's sometime after Twilight/Legend/Wind and before Wild. Wild's story is a tragedy to him. Wild's story doesn't have a happy end, in his eyes. He wants to prevent it from happening at all, but if he can't, then he'll prepare Wild as best he can. Warriors is the reason the Yiga exist, but he's also the reason the Shrines were built.

Wild headcanon: He's not actually that upset over what happened to him. He's sad he lost his memories, but eventually he learns to live with the fact that he'll never recover all of them. He's sad about what happened to the Hyrule from his memories, but he loves the Hyrule he lives in now. He's got trauma from dying, but he's also got so much to live for. He mourns what he's lost, but he thanks the Shrine for a second chance. Wild's story, to him, is that of a resurrection. His story has a happy end.

He'll never actually retire. Now he just needs to live forever.

love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit

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