Imagine Being Master Kohga After “Tears Of The Kingdom”.

Imagine being Master Kohga after “Tears of the Kingdom”.

You finally make it back to the Yiga Hideout; a bit singed, but otherwise unharmed. Everyone is delighted to see you, but your joy at finally returning home is dampened by your anger.

Every single one of your plans has been ruined. What’s it going to take to finally kill that stupid “hero”?

One of your Blademasters, noticing your unhappiness, tries to cheer you up by telling you about their awesome new Blademaster.

He passed the Blademaster exam in record time, set a new record in combat training, and even managed to master the Lightning Helm! He’s a wiz with Zonai technology, and one of our scouts saw him slay a Gleeok single-handily!

Granted, the new recruit’s professionalism still needs work. He refuses to dye his hair in accordance with regulations, keeps approaching uncover operatives while fully uniformed, and won’t stop trying to eat the bananas meant as bait for Link.

But despite those shortcomings, the newest Blademaster is still the best recruit we’ve gotten since the Great Calamity. If anyone can finally defeat Link, he can.

Oh, and what luck! The new Blademaster is here in the hideout right now! Here he comes!

And who should walk in, but the one person you hate most in the entire world.

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1 year ago

It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, a movie released in 2001, has scenes that are in extreme darkness (like the giant squid fight at the gates of Moria) and I can still easily tell what is going on. It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, which once again is from the year 2001, has quiet dialogue scenes and loud action scenes and yet I do not constantly have to mess with the volume to hear what is being said and avoid having my ears blown out, respectively. Why is this remarkable again

1 year ago

"okay boomer"

People Definitely Shout This??

People definitely shout this??

1 year ago

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

1 year ago

Warriors headcanon: He's the hero before Wild. He's the Hero from 10,000 years ago. He fought the first Calamity years after his first adventure, won, and saved Hyrule. Except at the time of Linked Universe, he hasn't yet fought the Calamity. He does not know that Wild's past is his future.

Wild headcanon: He's dreading meeting the hero from the first calamity, because what would they ever think of him if they knew he failed? He's positive the Hero of 10,000 Years Ago would hate him. He's convinced they would see him as a failure. He does not know the Hero of 10,000 Years ago is his brother.

Warriors headcanon: He likes Wild. Wild is his brother. He's knows he comes after the others, and everyone knows Wild comes at the end. Which means he's sometime after Twilight/Legend/Wind and before Wild. Wild's story is a tragedy to him. Wild's story doesn't have a happy end, in his eyes. He wants to prevent it from happening at all, but if he can't, then he'll prepare Wild as best he can. Warriors is the reason the Yiga exist, but he's also the reason the Shrines were built.

Wild headcanon: He's not actually that upset over what happened to him. He's sad he lost his memories, but eventually he learns to live with the fact that he'll never recover all of them. He's sad about what happened to the Hyrule from his memories, but he loves the Hyrule he lives in now. He's got trauma from dying, but he's also got so much to live for. He mourns what he's lost, but he thanks the Shrine for a second chance. Wild's story, to him, is that of a resurrection. His story has a happy end.

1 year ago
Hmmm

hmmm

6 months ago

Accomplishes...? What? He's a dumb "comedian" who wants attention. Fight his ideas. Ignore him. Don't give him the power you're giving him. You've made him famous by reacting to his "joke". Are you wanting to accomplish murder? Are you wanting to accomplish property damage? You want to commit a crime against an idiot who said words? I hope you get caught and end up in jail then. Doxxing never leads to anything good and by encouraging it you are encouraging violence. Against a guy who said words. Grow up. Be better.

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10 months ago

💙

2 years ago

This is why the power bill keeps going up. They spend billions on this and how do they pay for it? By passing the cost on to the consumer. Which would be fine if they didn't come up with something new every few years.

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

4 months ago
the galaxy brain meme with three parts, from small brain to transcending humanity. A caption at the top reads "how to rickroll others"

The first caption, on the small brain, reads "Post the original link and wait for people to click it" 

The second image caption reads "use 'rickroll but a different link' link"

The final image reads "pretend this meme to be a still image" before cutting to a gif of Rick Astley dancing.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
6 years ago

Avengers EndGame theory: Thanos did double the universe's resources by creating a second universe and the dusted peeps appeared in a universe exactly like the one they left, just less populated


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