I Told Myself "hey I Need To Stop Making Uselessly Long Projects And Just Do Simple Easy Quick Stuff

He'll never actually retire. Now he just needs to live forever.

love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit

Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

Y’all I’m dying

For those who don’t know their history-

Most people don’t know that back in 1912,
Hellmann’s Mayonnaise was manufactured in England.
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in VeraCruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we all know, the great ship did not make it to New York.
The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

I got carried away while doodling so here's Skyward Sword Zelink for you !! (and poor Groose)

Because y'all are being psycho! They're probably terrified people are going to target and kill them. Wth are y'all advocating for killing people? Murder is not an option. This is disgusting and you should be ashamed. Are you so stupid and useless the only way you can protest is by calling for violence? Y'all need to grow up.

lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.

did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

Hot take: Hylia's first hero isn't another Link, or "First" as we call him in LU. It's the same Link from SkSw, it's Sky!

Because he and Zelda/Sun travelled to the distant past and there Zelda turns Link's sword into the true Master Sword and makes his triforce symbol show the triforce symbol, officially choosing him as her hero. And the final battle takes place in the past, so in the past Hylia's chosen hero defeats Demise.

The wing ceremony, with Hylia choosing a hero, is a reference to Zelda choosing Sky himself in the distant past :)

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