Idk Why But There Is Something Unusually Funny To Me About Will Wood Using Social Media Extremely Sparingly

Not the same anon but im a surgery skeptic in that i dont think my surgeon gave me this pussy, i think it just did that and he took the credit

lmao

Found this yesterday as I was walking between classes and thought I should show everybody

customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.

And while worshipping the police.

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink