Tatrakrad - Trash Fire Idiot Bitch

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

Going home with god

Tired: you know Roman Roy is a trans guy because he's short

Wired: You know Roman Roy is a trans guy because he's into necrophilia

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

They are going to shut down this app

I NEED the stupid Ulala outfit

NAHO as Space Channel 5′s Ulala on Game Wave

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.