u kno when sometimes ur like i should sleep now but ur heart is like no girl its time for u to hurt
He has an excellent point.
you know usually I think people are exaggerating when they say "you couldn't waterboard this out of me" but um Yeah this? you couldn't waterboard this out of me
Slime Wizard that lives in your cauldron and gives you bad advice
Found this yesterday as I was walking between classes and thought I should show everybody
voltage is just how badly the electricity wants to be your friend
Trans women will literally feel comfortable near you and flop down on their side.
there’s no way
someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust
mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified
refseek.com
www.worldcat.org/
link.springer.com
http://bioline.org.br/
repec.org
science.gov
pdfdrive.com
Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god
"You're so nice" ok well bites you bites you bites you bites you
ich liebe dich du schönes rind
dein haar ist blau wie nasser wind
dein herz ist hart wie kleisterstein
in tausend tagen bist du mein
hü, hottehü
ich schlaf von spät bis früh
die liebe macht mich krank
vielen dank
- Ritter Rost, Gedicht des Bauchredners
S San Diego Ave, Mendota, California.
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get up, come on get fun with the sillies!!! get up, come on get fun with the sillies!! get up, come on get fun with the sillies!!!!! open up your smile :) and give me a little kiss!
*makes this noise at you*
Literally dying of dumb bitch disease
I went to a bookshop and I got dizzy at the amount of books on stuff like “astrological feminism” “reclaiming womanhood through numerology” and all that shit…… One was called “cosmic fanny” or for my french speakers out there, “foufoune cosmique”. I think the fight against patriarchy is going really well