what is it with able bodied people saying “get well soon” after you say that you’re chronically ill?? like? i am not gonna? and i once literally responded with “i’m not gonna, it’s chronic, as in permanent.” and they went like “oh well, hope you get better!” like bro 💀
this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
i guess its hurt your pussy hour
Lakota Nation vs. United States (Jesse Short Bull & Laura Tomaselli, 2022)
It’s that time!!!!
Tag yaselves yanks 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Trump saying that Native Americans don’t belong in the country is genuinely mind blowing for me.
like…buddy…
YOURE THE COLONISTS
hate to burst your bubble but it was their country before it was yours. Like imagine telling a Native American that they don’t belong….in America? Does he not know what ‘native’ means?
I mean, we already know that this man is uneducated in terms of science, but I didn’t know he was illiterate. they really let anyone be President these days
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
🟪 minecraft-elvis follow
woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether
🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow
woah mama you suck
🟪 minecraft-elvis
bitch
🟦 speedrunner-elvis
wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama
🔫 elvis-corrector follow
say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky
🟪 minecraft-elvis
woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*
🔬elvis-scientist follow
this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry
🔍 elvis-detector follow
Odette, my queen