Thank You For Stopping By Anon 😌 And Yes Thank You Re: The Nda Point, I Didn’t Word My Last Answer

Damn

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

Taylor the Machine Swift.

She’s just like Dolly. Nobody will see them without the wig. Nobody knew Dolly. Same for Taylor. She paints her lip and sways her hip…don’t fucking let the fans know anything actually intimate. Dangerous.

Dolly was a big gay, so is Tay.

Don’t care, just saying 🤡🤷🏻‍♀️

What if Taylor saw what trump did, and now she’s taking kareful notes...

Taylor Swift for President 2033 👍🏼😃

She looks up grinning like a devil 😈

I have an announcement:

I made a Karlie Kloss photo/update blog called @karliespolaroids! Please follow for stunning photos/candids/ and updates of our girl! 

Saw this on twitter. Swifties really went after a girl of color for thinking that the line “living in 1830” is weird and got her to delete her own tweet about it..

And she’s right.

Can you just not step on our gowns? [artist credit]

Another reason I really like Marie Kondo is that in other cleaning shows the host will looked shocked at the mess and the camera will flash to different piles with dramatic music stings. When Marie sees a draw filled with clutter she smiles from ear to ear and goes “I love mess, I love tidying”. Its just so wholesome and you can see the clients are relieved that she didn’t have a bad reaction.