Latest Posts by taynbowswift - Page 6

Scratches down your back,

Your lipstick on my ear

👄

Hellooooooo

taylor swift, the archer

dusty springfield, all the king’s horses

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

I scream for whatever it’s worth

Let the games begin, cause we are ready for combat! 💕🌈 🥾 👢 the revolution is here 🌞🐍🦋💕

walking by the arc de triomphe, hands up, fin.

Ready for combat 💕🌈💕

WHAT WAS THE REASON

Just realized in inthaf during the first verse where they’re kids, one of the lyrics is “sleeping in tents, it’s nice to have a friend.” There’s no way her parents were letting her sleep in tents with boys when she was a kid? She’s FOR SURE talking about a girl.

I thought about that too. You know Andrea don’t play around like that...

Y’all…. I’m speechless. This is a comment Karlie left on her new YouTube video today…. Not straight… I-

😂✋🏽🌈

taylor: should i randomly drop lover fest info?

the traffic lights: yea sure why not

This makes me think of when she hits the bullseye for track 5 🎯

Hayley Kiyoko Creates The Playlist of Her Life

Awwww 🥰 beaut

"the moon is high, like your friends were the night that we first met"

She looks up grinning like a devil 😈

I have an announcement:

I made a Karlie Kloss photo/update blog called @karliespolaroids! Please follow for stunning photos/candids/ and updates of our girl! 

Observe! Homo luminous in action!! 😍🌈💜 moment 1:01 is my fave, I know what I’m doing tonight !

@taylorswift i’m in my room it’s a typical tuesday night...

When you vibrate at a high frequency of love people who vibrate at a low frequency (“haters”) will always try to pull you down. When we cannot avoid low vibrating folk, approach with love and lightnes using the tips above!!!!

How to Argue Like an Asshole

Good evening, friends, let me tell you some Secrets on how to argue like (and with) assholes. I’m writing this because I keep running into a particular asshole, and I need to stop engaging with them, and so this is an instruction sheet for myself as well as you guys. 

First, try to avoid assholes; they don’t deserve your time and energy. But, if an Argument is unavoidable, here are a few tips on how to emerge unscathed. 

Let go of the idea that you’re going to win. 

You’re not gonna win. Nobody wins in an argument with an asshole. But, on the other hand, you can make them lose. You can deprive them of their entertainment and their triumph. 

How??? 

Do not present your side of this debate. 

This is so counter-intuitive for most of us who believe in things like, oh, science, or real facts, or the idea that real facts can be determined by science. Here’s a cool terrible thing about humans: certainty has nothing to do with facts. And when people are certain, that is when they become assholes. 

When someone’s only goal is to win an argument, any real evidence or facts you give them is just ammunition for them to turn against you. 

You will not convince them. So what should you be doing? 

Destroy their arguments.

This is a thing of joy, because it’s what assholes are used to doing. They are, at heart, morons who don’t know how to construct, only how to destroy. 

I used to be super emotional about arguments like this. I couldn’t think of anything to say while the other person ranted on about their horrifying bigotry. Now I’m a lawyer, and I’ve learned to weaponize my essentially nitpicky nature. For money. 

So here are some easy tactics you can remember and deploy: 

- Make them define the words they use. Nitpick the definitions. 

- Turn questions back on them. If they ask you “why do you believe x”, ask them why they believe y. If they pull some “I asked first” shit, ask them why they’re afraid to defend their beliefs. 

- Call them emotional.  If possible, pick out specific emotions. This is especially devastating when you’re debating a man, as he will get more emotional as a result. 

- “Why is that funny? I don’t get it.” Making people explain mean jokes can be a delight; they just wilt the more you question them about the underlying assumptions. 

- Laugh at any especially dumb shit. Like they use some slogan or catchphrase that’s obviously untrue, due to science, or essentially ridiculous, like “we’ve made America great again,” and you just blurt out laughing. If they get mad, tell them – oh, so sorry, I’ll shut up, I’m giving you the floor to talk about your beliefs. I’m respecting you. This is a goddamn power move. It gives you the high ground, and also the implied control over the situation. The floor belongs to you, but you are yielding it to someone because you can. 

- If they make an awkward exit, let them. Especially if they call the discussion “political.” It means they’re feeling attacked. Graciously allow them to retreat with their tail between their legs. If they storm off, allow them to do that too. Congratulations; you’ve ended the argument and you don’t have to deal with it anymore. 

Basically: hand the asshole a shovel, and let ‘em dig. Relieve yourself of the burden to convince them they are wrong, and just sour their fun instead. 

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Additionally, these are the tactics that assholes use, consciously or subconsciously, all the time. Recognize them. Once you know what they are, you can become immune to the intimidation and belittling tactics. 

Good luck. 

When the two musical geniuses you love THE MOST intertwine in the most beautiful display of love everrrrrrrr...people can say this is coincidence but A. coincidences are not real (only koincidences 😋) and B. Taylor is waaaaaay too smart and we know she is obsessed with 1975 and C. not the only 1975 reference on this album and others. For ex. robbers is/was her favourite song (matty dedicated it to her once when she was in inaudience), it is about passionate love destined for doom, Taylor “knew I was a robber”; Matty “just sat in self pity and cried in the car” when his love didn’t work out, Taylor “cried like a baby coming home from the bar”; matty “bite your face to spite your nose, 17 and a half years old”, Taylor “cut off my nose to spite my face” “it’s like I’m 17 nobody understands”...and for a stretch... matty in girls “a pair of frozen hands to hold”, Taylor “lost my gloves” (double work there, Carol ref also). And those are just ones I can pick off the top of my head without thinking too hard or actively listening for parallels. When you reference the band and especially the song playing when you were reputedly caught making out with your BFF...ummmmm? 👯‍♀️😘

The 1975, “Girls” // Taylor Swift, “You Need To Calm Down”

Can you just not step on our gowns? [artist credit]

i just. can't get over "i don't want to keep secrets just to keep you" like that is the classic gay romance line. i don't want to stay closeted just to stay with you like wow. i can't handle it

literally… “i don’t want to keep secrets just to keep you” and “i love you, ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard” are just so deeply and profoundly gay i’m-

Moon was high like your friends = models in heels are very high

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Haters gonna hate; in other news, Taylor Swift saves the world 🌈💕🌈

my favorite criticism of taylor so far is “she’s only pushing *insert political issue here* for the publicity/because it benefits her” like??? y’all??? do you really think taylor needs to do anything more than step outside for publicity???? she could breathe and get a thinkpiece written about it. she doesn’t need throw massive amounts of support towards lgbt+ issues to get publicity. she can do that on her own.

This gives me Beatles vibes, like the energy of the crowd and how the music unites them!!!! It is so beautiful to watch and the kind of power in this is so phenomenal. She’s playing their hearts and souls on music notes

Taylor Swift is building a bridge of light and love, a rainbow bridge uniting us all

Lead us to love 💕 🌈💕🌈💕

vma‘s who? this is a taylor swift concert

🥰🌈👏🏽

starting to realize that the lyric “like a rainbow with all of the colors” is because a message of this album is that love isn’t always easy, sometimes it’s red (passionate), orange (playful), yellow (happy), green (jealous), blue (sad), and purple (magical). but all the colors together is what makes love beautiful. and each color in the house represents a different part of being in love.

hmmm in Miss Americana and the heartbreak prince these lines really pop out to me:

they whisper in the hallway she’s a bad bad girl (okay!) 

miss American and the heartbreak prince (okay!) 

To me, it sounds like she's agreeing with what they’re saying, even though she thinks it’s stupid...Even the tone she sings these phrases sounds super sarcastic to me, emphasized with the “okay!” I almost wonder if she’s singing as if Miss Americana iw Karlie and heartbreak prince is jerk. Tay’s singing  about the flaws in society with our standards of relationships and gender roles and how we give labels to everything...

She’s telling Karlie to come home, that she doesn’t want to go up against the forces that hold them apart because it’ll be painful and messy but she knows the struggle is going to be worth it. It would be so tempting to run away together, but they have too much riding on it all and they have to hold out and fight the good fight! 

maybe :-)

so I know I just started here but for anybody who is still confused please watch the movie Kill Bill it explains. EVERYTHING. 

we. need. to. kill. bill. and. Taylor. is. our. Joan. and. we. are. going. to. combat. kiss. bye. bye.