Who Else Needs @taylorswift To Go On Tour RIGHT NOW After That Performance!!

Can we talk about the Mr. Rogers pin please. The pin is Mr. Rogers and Daniel Striped Tiger. Daniel was the adorable shy and vulnerable resident of Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood. He had a hard time feeling confident and lovable and worried about sharing his feelings until his friends talked to him and supported him and made him feel loved. Just like @taylorswift. She felt like she had to hide herself for a while, was scared to be vulnerable, understandably refused to do interviews and found during the rep era that we still loved and supported her no matter what. And look at her now! We love you Tay!

Also the Track 5 pin and all the pins really....Taylor how dare you. We are not calm!

Currently at a Night Market and they are playing The Man! Arcadia, CA knows what’s up.

The BMT Marrowettes have done it again! This year they performed a version of Taylor Swift’s hit song …Ready for it? City of Hope is always ready to provide the best care for our courageous patients and their families! So proud of this super fun performance and I think it’s safe to say the audience enjoyed it as well! Another successful reunion! #bmtreunion42 #celebrationoflife #marrowettes2018 #cityofhope #readyforit @taylorswift @taylornation Original song by @taylorswift BMT rendition lyrics by @fha920 @lydsy3 & myself Choreography by @megannicolemoreno And @fha920 (inspired by @taylorswift) (at City of Hope) https://www.instagram.com/p/Birr-t-AQ5J0c-GPMZZeqg-uPL4Z8uzuUFgozw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vb6i6lb7u8ma

Ok Taylor, I knew it! This is why I took the day off from work on BOTH the 22nd and the 23rd! I’m ready to be glued to my computer for 24 hours straight!

Sometimes you’re having a bad day and sometimes you get a video of Taylor and a banana and your entire life is saved. Thank you Andrea 🍌

Album announcement and album release days are the best days of my life.

WAIT SO WAS THIS AN EASTER EGG FOR THE MAN???

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

Lover is THE album. If it doesn’t win album of the year I’m suing the whole world. Mark my words.

I work night shift and this is my life everyday. Taylor currently understands the struggle!

Taylor are you well rested