Quick Aoiaoi I Painted Instead Of Paying Attention To A Stat Lecture

Saiki and his alien lollipops will always be visible. It's a fashion choice. Or every hat he owns comes with two holes pre-punched through it idk. Either way, I have decided that it is cute.

References under the cut <3

Characters I think deserve to smooch Nene before Hanako does

yes I am still on this.

This list will go in descending order, from least worthy to most worthy:

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST WE HAVE:

Fuji and Nene’s nameless crush who made fun of her ankles! Fuck these guys. They do NOT deserve to smooch Nene, before OR after Hanako

Only SLIGHTLY more worthy than they (but still, I suppose, less worthy than Hanako) we have:

No rights for simps.

In the neutral category (aka, I’m not sure why you’d want them to kiss Nene, but sure I guess):

Mitsuba: There is simply nothing you can do to convince me that he likes women, but he’s cool. Friend kiss, I guess. They can both make yucky faces about it.

Yokoo and Satou: They’re neat but like… why though?

5/10 to the whole group. You can kiss Nene before Hanako but I really don’t get why.

Next up!

Aoi babe, you’re cute as hell, and you and Nene are good buds. Points off because you tried to murder your current love interest and one problematic love interest is more than enough for Nene. 6/10

She’s just so. Fuckin. Pretty. And Nene agrees so 🤷‍♀️ 7/10, tea party smooches for you

Next up…

FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR THREATS KING! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT! 7/10, he has to be wearing the clockkeeper outfit though or the deal’s off (Nene deserves you at your best)

1969 Amane. Darling. Sweet baby boy. When I slander Hanako that does NOT include you. He’s a precious angel who just wants to go to the moon. Yeah he killed his brother but we all have our flaws. We all saw how blushy he was after he met Nene. I rest my case. 8/10

PERFECT. FLAWLESS. SHOWSTOPPING. AMAZING. If this were real life I would never want Nene to look at any boy but him because he is GOD TIER. He’s perfect for you girl! And listen, don’t come at me Mitsukou shippers, our king is BI and he has heart eyes every time he looks at Nene and we ALL KNOW IT. 10 OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING 10, HE SHOULD SMOOCH HER SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE HANAKO

Now. Fuckin’ god-tier options:

I’m sorry. I’m sorry but literally NOTHING in the world could be funnier. I want it to happen. I want Hanako to BE THERE. 15/10

Well, obviously no one could be worthier of kissing Nene than a god. Infinity/10, Lemonene endgame now. This concludes my TedTalk

Afterwards, Teruhashi went home and bought a crane game machine to install in her home so she could practice her skills to perfection.

S A I T E R U ル ˖ ♡ ₍ ᐢ..ᐢ ₎ 📍>

Saiki and Teruhashi got engaged in December 14th of 2024 and later married on August 6th of 2025.

Their future children names:

🪻🍬🌌🈳♌️🍧🩰

Kyoto Akane Saiki (‘Past’) [Kiyo]

Description;

Midnight blue navy eyes;

Midnight blue navy hair;

Straight hair; sideswept long ponytail

Possesses a platinum gold watch to contain powers;

Oldest sibling; Older Brother

Key Information; 

He has an higher IQ than his father, mother and uncle. He pursues engineering, neuroscience, and space science.

He was selectively mute when he was young until middle school, when his mother and especially his beloved sisters helped him and he grew to become a sarcastic, honest fellow.

He prefers his mother over his father, due to her bringing him out his shell piece by piece when he was younger. Due to this his father and him have a sort of rivalry for his mother’s affection.

He developed an advanced, avant high-technical, specialized equipment  for his siblings powers around senior school truly showcasing the extent of his abilities. He made the watch, the necklace and bracelet meant for containing their powers.

He has an immortal lifespan like his siblings.

He has an aversion and distaste towards insects and does not care much for the animal kingdom.

He resides as the clock keeper of the ‘past’ possessing a makeshift watch detached from his wrist to carry around.

He is born on December 10th in the Year 2027 in the future. He is a Sagittarius ♐️

Koyuki Aoi Saiki (‘Present’)

Description;

Hyacinth indigo violet eyes;

Midnight blue navy hair;

Wavy hair; layered bangs

Possesses a platinum silver bracelet to contain powers;

Middle sibling; Older Sister

Key Information;

She has an excellent voice even better than her mother’s ‘Kokomi’ voice, she pursues music, writing and performance.

Though she can be careful at times, she is endlessly gentle and caring much like her grandmother ‘Kurumi’ though just like her she is overprotective.

She loves animals but does not have much like for insects; At a young age she was very passionate about eh worlds affairs— she wanted to sing and raise awareness about the world through it.

She is not overly excited like her sister, instead is patient and calm. She is irked and teased often by a certain exorcist from the minamoto clan, she develops a slowed admiration and some love for him..

She has a immortal lifespan like her siblings.

She resides as the clock keeper of the ‘present’ possessing a makeshift watch that hangs from her wrist.

She is born on December 1st in the Year 2029 in the future. She is a Sagittarius ♐️.

She couldn’t pronounce certain words when she was around 7-10 years old; causing her to have a lisp which she outgrew, And due to this she used to, and still does call her brother ‘k-i-y-o’ Her brother keeps the nickname close to his heart!

Kanae Amane Saiki (‘Future’)

Description;

Midnight blue navy eyes;

Cotton rosy pink hair;

Wavy hair; rose knot tied back

Possesses a diamond clad platinum necklace to contain powers;

Youngest sibling; Younger Sister

Key Information; 

She is inspired by her older sister, and is praised for her talent in ballet and choir. She pursues musical, performance, history, and drama.

She is a romantic at heart— whether it’s friendship, romance, connection, or compassion. She has an abundant love for all animals and insects alike.

She dreams of a relationship just like her parents, her ideals. She later fell slowly for a human boy in the 1940’s… who likes astronomy 🪐:p

She may or may not be named after this particular boy ;p

She has an immortal lifespan like her siblings. Though unlike her siblings, she grew to despair and fear her immortal lifespan fearing everyone— her mother, father and friends would all die one day. (P.S. she’s not really alone on this as much as you think.)

She resides as the clock keeper of the ‘future’ possessing a makeshift watch turned from her necklace.

She’s born on December 20th in the Year 2031 in the future. She is a Sagittarius ♐️.

TIGHLOU BRAINROT!

𝒮𝒾𝑔𝓎𝓃, 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭.

Self-affirmation 👽🩷

oh how much i miss you

[What is 'Loveit'?]

stupid, stupid irredeemable fake love