Sam to Bucky: "I should have took the serum like Steve, like you."
Bucky Stans: "OMG doesn't Sam know that Bucky was FORCED to take the serum? He didn't have a choice. Sam is so inconsiderate."
Alexei to Bucky: Makes a joke about what super serum Bucky got.
Bucky Stans: *crickets*
Ayo disables Bucky's arm during combat.
Bucky Stans: "OMG Ayo is such an ableist and a bad friend. How dare she do that to Bucky?"
Sentry/Bob takes Bucky's arm off, hits him with it then throws it across the room.
Bucky Stans: *crickets*
Sometimes I scroll through twt and here on the cod tag and stuff and I be thinking...why does no one draws gaz like bro I see more Konig art on the mw tag and he's not even in that universe give some love to gaz pls
Idk if u realized but I really love gaz
At one point in time, John Price has uttered the words "Christ, that scared the tits off me."
And Simon Riley has immediately grabbed his tit and shook his head, uttering a very serious: "No, it didn't. Still there, still perky."
That day, they learned that John can swing significantly faster than Simon can duck.
BRO WHO POSTED THIS ON TIKTOK UH?????????
I really like the hc of Bruce giving star stickers for those who behaved well (as well as they can be) and taking them if they misbehave, the kids make a competition out of it and make fun of those who lost a star.
Bruce: this week's stars goes to...
Batkids: *all looking at Bruce*
Bruce: Dick, Tim and Cass.
Damian: Father! I do not approve of such thing!
Bruce: you don't have to approve anything damian. Dick did a great work in Blüdhaven and didn't threaten more than 3 people, Tim completed his homework and helped me Crack two cases without any stalker tactics, and Cass helped Alfred bake which was very sweet.
Jason: I don't understand the rules to receive a star, but I'm with demon brat.
Duke: *raising his hand along with stephs* we didn't do anything wrong!
Bruce: you skipped patrol the whole week.
Steph: I was busy!
Bruce: *adding the stars to their cards* no you weren't, you were just lazy. *turns towards Jason and damian* you two do get one star taken away.
Damian: unbelievable! Father I will not allow it!
Jason: I behaved pretty well this week in my opinion.
Bruce: you threaten every villain we saw, waved your gun around like a maniac and had to be stopped twice from using the crowbar.
Jason: like I said pretty well behaved.
But this also extents to Sups. Clark has little stars that he gives batman when the man passed a whole JL meeting without insulting, indirect insulting and looking condescendingly or glaring at someone. He also has them taken away when he did those things.
Bruce: that wasn't a glare, I was merely looking.
Clark: B u scared Bart for the third time this week, and yes that was a glare.
Bruce: *crossing his arms* I think you are being unfair about this thing.
Clark: I'm sorry Bruce, but I have to take a star from you today.
Bruce: no.
Clark: *raising a brow* no?
Bruce: *starting to lightly jog away from clark* no! It's my star!
Clark: Bruce come back here!
I kinda wanna say my two cents, but plz tell me if I'm wrong, bc I have read every poly 141 fic that has gaz available and always filter the tags tpnread those fics with more gaz and the mw2019 being one of my COD games - I think both of you are right but I'm leaning more on what Brooke said!!
Besides the race (that honestly I believe that one of the MAIN reasons) I think the lack of we not knowing his backstory of him being "normal" (he's a soldier, he's far from normal he has seen stuff) is one of the main things. Like Ghost, soap and Price are so liked bc they basically fucked up ppl that went through torture, forced murder and other things that made them fucked up, and that makes them dangerous and nice to write bc, let's be honest, their backstories are basically done u don't have to think of anything besides what thing u gonna use (and yeah in many fandoms there's always a lack of imagination and creation when given a blank character) and Konig coming instead of gaz is exactly that - he's a fucked up with tons of backstory that makes him fucked and he's nice to use (besides that he's not even in the same universe but whatever)
But I 100% agreed with both!!! Gaz is a blank slate, we know little about him besides that he trust price with his life, and he's a good person trying to enter the grey zone of war. But like create stuff of for him!! Maybe he went to the army bc his dad was one!! Maybe he wanted to cure a part of himself in the army!!! Maybe he genuinely wanted to help people but slowly finds out that nothing is at it seems!!! Make him having to make decisions that go agaisnt his morals!! Making him question every decision he makes!! Jesus making go through a deadly situation!!
He's an amazing character to just go wild and create!! And also how can u ignore those fucling puppies eyes my guy knows he's cute and he uses it!!!
(I really fucking love gaz and feel so sad that he's basically being replace all tho he was the og in the remakes)
Is it the lack of mask?? Price and Soap isn't wearing any, he's not dilf enough? Soap is babyfaced..
Seriously, they usually don't say out loud what i was thinking of.. but if you're genuinely thinking he's uninteresting but not at the fact that he's black, then what?
Roy Harper is hot and no one can make me think otherwise. He's hot in a sense of nasty hot, like he knows he's hot so he will act on it. Tight white t-shirt and spread legs kind of hot. It's also bc I like gingers.
Anyways he's hot. He knows that, dick knows that, Ollie knows that, Kory knows that. Ya know who else knows that?? Jason.
Jason has his issues with intimacy and sometimes he hesitates, due to that it took some time to realize that the hot feeling in hi stomach was his attraction to roy. Basically, he discovered that he found roy hot af.
Does he know what to do?? Yes, he knows what flirting is and is good at doing it. Is he afraid of acting on it?? Yes, maybe bc of his issues. Does he want to confess to roy and finally touch that piece of hot meat? Yes, absolutely Yes. But will he??
He doesn't have to, because roy beat him to it. Turns out roy likes them crazy, traumatized but deep down loving. He likes jason.
Superbat omegaverse (I like this fight me) where Bruce (it doesn't matter if he's an omega or an alpha) is called mom by his kids from the day one. It started with Dick as a joke, but it stayed and was passed down. It was even like a sign for when his kids were mad at Bruce, they would call his name instead of mom. When Jason came back, it took him a while to get him to call Bruce mom again, but when he did he felt the happiness seeping through their family bond.
So when clark was finally part of the family, things started to happen. Clark as always been there ever since identities were shown, and even before when batman and superman were just that. Clark was like their cool uncle, and the one that gives them hugs.
It was, surprisingly, damian who made the first slip up.
Damian: mother, can you sign this paper that the school sent?
Bruce: what's that about?
Damian: nothing that is important, the teacher asked it to be signed.
Bruce: Damian I won't sign something that I don't know what it is.
Damian: *looking incredulous and turning towards clark* Father can you signed it?
*Bruce and clark not saying anything about the title*
Clark: s-sure damian, I can do it.
And from then on they slowly start referring clark as father, bc they saw how he became a permanent figure in their life and how better Bruce seemed with clark now. So now Bruce and Clark are Mom and Dad in the manner.
Ghost is an ass guy (idc what u think).
He likes to appreciate a nice, plump and soft ass, but also appreciates the small, more flat ones. But he's favorites are the perky and bouncy ones, thoses are best bc they are firm, always perky no matter what, and they bounce so nicely.
Price as a nice, plump and soft ass, with visible stretch marks and wrinkles. He's old, but his ass never deflates, maybe bc he also always makes sure to train glutes. Ghost likes to grab it like it was a stress toy.
Soap is bouncy and big. Like really big for height (soap: hey!) And bounces at every given movement. No matter what he does his ass bounces like anime girl tits, his ass defies gravity. Ghost likes to watch it bounce and likes to lay his head on it when they are relaxing.
Now gaz. Gaz is ghost favorite. It's perky and it's bouncy. It's firm but it's soft. Doesn't bounce at any moment but when given the chance it makes itself known. It's a great size to just grab (the perfect fit in ghost hand), Fits great with Gaz body. Ghost as to admit he got distracted many time when he saw gaz bending over, pants and jeans fit so well on him. Bonus points for Gaz endless collection of tongs and panties (soap is starting to wear them too and it's ghost paradise when they are together, he needs to convince price to do the same)
Ghost is an ass guy. He likes all the asses, but he's favorites are the 141.
My poly 141 is basically everyone loving gaz idc
Kinda need the whole family being tired as fuck from Tim's love stories and drama, so they send him away every time he finds a new crush.
Tim, struggling on how to confess to Kon: Hey, Dick, can you give me a dating advice? Dick: Oh, sure Dick, beaming cluelessly: Are you back with Steph? Tim: Oh no, I- Dick: Oh, right, sorry! Bart, right? Tim, embarrassed: No, I was- Dick: Omg, sorry, it was, uh, Bern? Tim: You know what... Forget it. Tim: *leaves* Dick, sighing in relief: Works every time. I hate giving dating advices.
Tim: Steph, can I have a dating advice? Steph, unimpressed: Are you cheating on someone again? Tim: ...Whatever.
Tim: Bruce- Bruce, hopeful: Yeah? Need help with something? Tim, thinking twice: ...Uh, actually no. Bruce: :(
Tim, stopping in front of Damian's door, unsure: ... Damian, right through the closed door: Drake. Spare us both. Tim: *groan*
Tim: So, I have this situation... Duke: Wait, I'll put the voice message recording, I need to send this to Cass, while she is on the mission Tim: Oh my god, MY LIFE IS NOT EVEN THAT MESSY! FORGET IT.
Tim, seething through his teeth on Jason's doorstep: You are my last hope. I am not even kidding. Jason: Woah. What happened to Alfie? Tim, with his eye twitching: He started to reminisce about his romance with Lizzie. Like, Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie. I can't listen to this any more. I need fucking advice. How to confess to Kon. Jason, who constantly writes fanfiction, but since his love life is non-existent at this point, uses his family's messy dating histories as an inspiration and references: ...Okay. Tim, gagged: Seriously? Jason: Yeah. Just work with me. What we are working with? Bridgerton ass romance? Miss Austen type of flair? Bronte's kind of insanity? Tim, sniffling: tHanK yOu
Saw something similar on my dash and needed a Gaz version