Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.
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post fall hannigram
Mike: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-
Max: Will's been in love with you for years.
Mike: w h a t
This but it’s Max and El aiming the gun at Billy and Steve
More digital practice, this time with Eddie
Why was Will asleep by 8pm? so he can have wet dreams about his therapist? slut.
"You can kiss a hundred girls in bars,
Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling,
You can say it's just the way you are,
Make a new excuse, another stupid reason,
Well, good luck, babe!"
Hannibal (2013-2015) // Chappell Roan – Good Luck, Babe!
Hannibal s2e2 "Sakizuke"
It's still so funny how Hannibal, a control-freak germaphobe, was hyperfixated on Franklyn's used napkins on his side table. Meanwhile he shamelessly has his fingers down every mucous and saliva filled orifice in Will Graham's face 😭
Will Graham, drooling, sweating, and drugged out of his mind:
Hannibal, lovingly cradling his face: oh yes, oh yes, swallow this ear
"Maybe it's one of those friendships that ends after the disemboweling."
"I would argue, with these two, that's tantamount to flirtation."
He/Him. Autistic and chronically ill. Bisexual bitch. 24. MDNI. Proship and dead dove friendly. Welcome, fellow freaks! (Harringrove, Drarry, Wangxian, Steddie, etc.)
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