If I Was Will Graham I’d Ask Him To Tenderize My Gspot Next Cause Look At Him Oh My God

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

"What does he present you with?"

"The opportunity for friendship."

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

Child's Play (1988)

The speed that Jonathan just accepts Count Dracula can climb walls is so funny to me.

First time: HOLY SHIT HE'S LIKE A LIZARD THIS IS INSANE MY MIND IS MELTING HE'S NOT HUMAN WHAT HORRIBLE ABOMINATION IS MY CAPTOR???!!!

Second time: Cunt Dracy doin his lizard shit again fml

Please, Please, Please, Let me Get what I Want

Steve had never gotten anything he truly wanted. A normal childhood, loving and caring parents, a nice relationship - anything at all. Sure, his parents gave him money in lieu of being abandoned and neglected, left to rot in their large house. His "friends" trailed around him like lost puppies, dropping to their knees at the thought of getting money or popularity from him, girls threw themselves at him, expecting to get on the top of his list - and don't get him wrong, he wasn't a saint either. He took it all in, trying to fill the empty, aching void in his chest.

But he's never known true want until he saw that blue Camaro pulling into the school parking lot and the most gorgeous, curly-haired, blonde boy stepping out, a cigarette tucked between his pretty pink lips, an ass to die for squeezed into his tight blue jeans, and a pair of deep blue eyes staring into his soul.

the transmasc urge to look like will graham

like, c'mon man

the gender envy is unreal