The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Is Finding Parallels, Noticing Patterns, Making Connections, Contemplating

literally nothing will ever be as romantic as john darnielle saying

r u jOKING ME

i need you to be aware that you can make a giant batch of caramelized onions to keep in the freezer and defrost at will. that is legal and they can't stop you. they can't take this from you

really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?

it’s quite actually devastating that you rarely can get physical copies of concert tickets these days. it’s all digital like.. where is the commemorative piece of paper i held in my sweaty little hand all night that i get to bring home and stick in my keepsakes? we are losing some of societies greatest pillars

𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔶 𝔴𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔡𝔶

this sucks i'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes bad] bribe the officials. i'm gonna kill all the judges. it's gonna take you people years to recover from all of the damage

just remembered “i’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye” is a real line said by tenth doctor to rose tyler from british sci-fi tv series doctor who. going bananas. absolutely crazy. i need to eat glass