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Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

for New Scientist

Existential crisis.

Some nerd: Pokémon USUM sucks

Me: You can do a photoshoot with God

Nerd: What-

Me:

A squid that shoots confetti instead of ink when startled

Azama: Sometimes I feel bad about being a piece of shit... But then I remember our existences are temporary and meaningless!

So you can just sorta… chill near octosnipers/commanders, and if you are close enough they can’t do anything about it.

quick azama bc hes great and ideal asshole best friend material

Um…what the fuck?