I Only Accept Anon Hate Through A Ouija Board And In Outdated English

date a robot who gets upset when they get called a tin can just because they’re not made of tin

some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

Great Master has got to be one of my favorite classes in terms of aesthetic/animation.

Love me those dragon booties.

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so how tall are you in Human Units

“Well, I’m about a head shorter than Professor Kamabo, who was 5′6″. So that would make me about…

“…4′8″? 4′9″? Somewhere in that range, probably.”

embarrassing overwatch experience #456

Accidentally shooting a steel beam with my helix rocket as soldier, directly in front of me, injuring myself, shambling to the point on low health and ulting, killing three people.

it was the play of the game 

everyone saw me rocket myself, then walk around in a daze and stumble into violence like an old man in a nursing home that still thinks the war is going on 

I thought this was going to look nice, I was right.

some mimikyu robots