My Grandmother Is Very Afraid Of Birds. Very Afraid, Not A Fan At All. And, For SOME Reason, I Don’t

I want to hug you. You look huggable.

“?!? I-I suppose I’m… squishy, but… cute and huggable???”

Azama: Sometimes I feel bad about being a piece of shit... But then I remember our existences are temporary and meaningless!

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said “Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?” I’m a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say “Yeah, sure.” Then my 8 AM alarm goes off.

Prick.

That’s a very good question, Arthur…

ARE THERE INFINITELY MANY WHAT

math was a goddamn mistake id like to sit down and have a serious talk with every mathematician ever they knew perfectly well the nature of their crimes

アサマ

They like the bath towel