Izana’s Actually Buff Af - Seriously, Check Out His My Room Sprite… These Guys Were Actually Really

“I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.”

“But, darling, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.”

“O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?”

“Is it working?”

someone: so what's your music taste?

me, blasting the pokemon mystery dungeon soundtrack from my car's speakers: my what

date a robot who gets upset when they get called a tin can just because they’re not made of tin

アサマ

I paired up my Azama and Henry and apparently the world is ready for a match made in hell

Please, let them meet! XD

i drew a lot of azama tonight ft. things i have said on the discord chat

did i ever tell you about that time my mum psychologically conditioned me to stay away from her snacks 

one day, as i was minding my own business, she walked into the room, said hello, handed me a single raspberry, then left. i said thank you, and ate it. i love raspberries! unexpected ones especially!

the next day, at about the same time, she did the same. and again, the day after that. i would be minding my own business, she would walk in, hand my a raspberry, and leave, and eventually i began to look forward to this. 

then it occurred to me 

if she’s giving me one there’s an entire punnet hidden somewhere. and she knew. when she saw me rooting in the cupboards she knew. 

she admitted that she would come in at the same time every day to hand me a raspberry because she knew that it would take a while for me to cotton on to what she was doing. she was training me to expect a single raspberry, while she hid the punnet for herself, because i had come to view it as a nice bonus during the day and didn’t notice that there would be more. she studied psychology and she used this knowledge to keep me away from the raspberries.

so yesterday i made a post asking if someone could splice together “Planes, Trains and Dudemobiles” and “Sticks and Amy’s Excellent Staycation” so it would be like one long episode… and someone did! All credits go to @smoov22