reminder for my followers! please stay safe out there!
game companies: competitive multiplayer! competitive multiplayer! compet–
me, kicking the door to E3 down: give me a focused singleplayer experience or a couch co-op game you fucking animals
Male thot jobs.
Barber Dj Personal Trainer Plug Club Promoter Tattoo Artist Mechanic Foot Locker Fedex/UPS Photographer Warehouse Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores Construction Worker EMT Sprint/TMobile Comcast
something in a video game: *clips through the floor, leaves the plane of existence in some ridiculous fashion*
me, gently: it belongs to Todd now
i fidget with my cube, looking over at my gamber babe gf…
“hey…youre my princess peach right…?”
she rolls her eyes, sipping mountain dew out of her novelty minecraft creeper mug. “fus-ro-duh.”
i wish i could listen to any song i want, any time i want
The Last Thing you hear before Easy Pete calls you a whippersnapper bastard and fucking kills you
Jingle, Jangle, Jingle playing from another room Kay Kyser
weird day for bethesda fans as todd howard has clipped through the ground and is headed directly for the core of the earth