Eddie (The Riddler)

WHERE?????

Still reeling that Chris and Craig talked so openly about Rimster. Legit feel emotional every time I think about it. 😭 I know it was all lighthearted and fun, but it’s still amazing.

Who Says Fuck | Fable 2&3 Version

Regularly says fuck: Sparrow, Hero of Brightwall, Walter

Has sworn off saying fuck, but has said it at some point: Theresa, Hammer

Has not said fuck before, but can if so desired: Reaver, Ben Finn, Logan

Has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it: Page, Elliot/Elise, Garth

Legally cannot say fuck: Jasper

the red dwarf enjoyer experience

Reaver: what would you like for Christmas huh?

Hero of Brightwall: …

Hero of Brightwall: Did you fuck my mom..?

Reaver: What?

Hero of Brightwall: Did you fuck. My. Mom..?

Some Reaver Analysis + Some Headcanons + Including Spreaver

Reaver's home is always in dissaray. Showcasing the utter state of his mind and the level of depression he is enduring.

His hedonistic lifestyle is a symptom of his Immortality. His inability to feel alive anymore and as such, his endless search for something that will make him feel again.

Everything is also a desperate attempt at a distraction. He is plagued by nightmares of what happened in Oakvale, as such, the women and men, the parties, the fighting, the drinking. It's all a way to distract himself. And since he can't die, he can abuse it to extentions far above what mortals can do. It's terrifying.

Having lived for so long. His utter disregard for human life is relfection that he doesn't really see anyone as real people. He's watched people come and go. The only real people, the only people he's ever had any tangible bonds and attachments to are ash under Oakvale. The world isn't real to him, not like it used to be. (Think Solas from DAI)

I always wondered if him becoming Immortal had less to do with a fear of death, and more of a self-righteous notion that he had to be some eternal guardian. Having Hero blood, the Reaver from before helped people. He had a loving community. A wife he loved (or just a lover or even a daughter or a sister) He was by all accounts, a hero. And with being put on a pedastel, he decided he needed to be around in Albion for all eternity. The price of his Hubris was everyone he ever loved.

SPREAVER

However, under the notion that he finds love again with Sparrow;

He kicks the Travelers from Bower Lake because they're a reminder of Sparrow (who is dead by the time of Fable 3) Sparrow was raised by the travelers. In every way except blood, they are Sparrow's people. Reaver doesn't want to look from his mansion and see that reminder of them. So he boots them out. Likely to also get back at Sparrow for dying and leaving him.

Also his entire thing about essentially ruining Albion also makes me wonder if he's trying to get back at Sparrow for dying. Making the place they wanted to protect a miserable hell hole.

Simultaneously, while masking it as pure and utter greed (and it likely is also this) he's trying to help Logan live up to the impossible standards set on him after Sparrow. Who was a beloved, benevolent ruler.

He stays at court to be nearer to his children. (or, with M!Sparrow. nearer to his lover's children) the only piece he has left of Sparrow.

Good description! Say it louder for the idiots in the back!

Happy Valentine’s day to a couple who’s not really a couple; ok, maybe, a little bit. Steve Martin & Martin Short.

bro is terminally silly

thinking about the moonlight analogy in tpl…

in all technicality, the sun doesn’t *need* the moon. the sun exists as it’s own entity - even without the moon, it still has the other planets to keep it company. the sun is it’s own force, and has its own independence.

the moon, however, does need the sun. despite its origins, it’s always seen as an extension to the sun - without the sun the moon would disappear from sight into the dark of space.

the sun has other options. however, for whatever reason, it favours and shines the brightest onto the moon.

however, the sun and moon are always associated with each other. they’re always seen together, always playing off each other. without the sun, the moon wouldn’t be visible. without the moon, the sun would have nothing to shine so brightly onto.

the sun does not need the moon. but the moon needs the sun, and so the sun stands by the moon. and together, they create moonlight.

…goddamn space men making me all poetic and shit

-SPOILERS FOR THE FNAF MOVIE-

Watched the Fnaf movie yesterday. I had a few issues with it, but overall it was pretty good.

I think it’s obvious that it isn’t following the game lore which is fine but I really would have liked to see a movie with the original lore. I really did enjoy the film but how cool would it have been to have the big reveal be that Mike was William’s son instead of Vanessa being his daughter.

I don’t know, I just think that Mike being Williams son would have been more impactful rather than it being Vanessa, not to mention giving validity to the theory that has been true for most of the fandom for the better part of 10 years. I really am hoping that the movie is going to be on a different timeline to the games similar to how the books were.

I did really like it though, I give it a solid 8/10. It had its issues true, and there im might be a few decisions made that I don’t agree with, but it was just amazing to see this finally become a film, and it was amazing.