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25 for Reaver and Sparrow?

25. Being sad, being comforting

PART 1 (cw: Abuse Mention)

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Six thousand years undone in 10 minutes

I have just read the most amazing fanfic I have ever seen. It was so beautifully written and had such a simple yet deep plot. It was so amazing and it was about motherfucking Hunchback of Notre Dame

Genuinely the most amazing fic I have ever, read. It’s called Turtle Doves, written by Death Cadet, and it was amazing. 10/10 or was *chefs kiss*

The fact that these two are the same person scares me. Like HOW? Like just search what the joker sounds like in this game and think about this for a second. Anthony Ingruber’s talent amazes me.

anybody could write my literature coursework but only i can write my fanfic about those old men

No one speak to me for some time. I am in grieving 🙏

Guys no…

Goodbye Walter, for the last time.

The Mirror Universe

It's interesting that a lot of the fan objections to the continuity of Rimmer looking for a more successful version of himself in "Skipper" centre on the lack of a mention of Ace, given that in "Only The Good..." Rimmer learned of another way more successful version of himself, Captain Rimmer in the Mirror Universe.

I realise that the answer to this is (a) calling the episode "Skipper" automatically brings Ace to mind and (b) the majority of the fandom try to forget Series VIII exists and I can't blame them. Plus the very gay (textually, not subtextually) scene with First Officer Lister was cut from the ep so not everyone knows it exists.

But every so often I like to remind people that Rimmer crossed into a Mirror Universe where he found out he had everything he wanted - he was Captain of Red Dwarf and had a very big cock (don't look at me, I didn't write that) - and his consequent assumption when he met alternate Lister was, and I quote, "Oh my God, you're my lover!"

Of course