Tgvshah9 - Vikas Goyal

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!

1. Make food;

2. Sleep with him;

3. Don't ask questions;

4. Leave him alone.

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

1. Be Friends

2. Companion

3. Lover

4. Beautiful

5. Charming

6. Good in the kitchen

7. Atlético

8. Electrician

9. Plumber

10. Mechanic

11. Carpenter

12. Decorator

13. Stylist

15. Poet

16. Psychologist

17. Bug zapper

18. Psychiatrist

19. Good-natured

20. A good listener

21. Organizer

22. A good father

23. Smelly

24. Empathetic

25. Cult

26. Sensitive

27. Attentive

28. Seductive

29. Smart

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Hot

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Brave

40. Determined

41. True

42. Insurance

43. Check everything

44. Punching bag

45. Lonely without friends

DON'T FORGET TO:

46. ​​Praise often

47. Give gifts

48. Be honest

49. Opening the car door

50. Not to stress her

51. Don't look at other women.

52. Lift the toilet lid.

53. Being a computer teacher.

54. Don't snore.

55. Do not dry your feet with a towel.

AND ALSO:

56. Never forget:

* her birthday

* dating anniversary

* the anniversary of the first kiss

* the anniversary of the first time they met

*her mother's birthday

* Valentine's Day and being faithful

THEY HATE...

1. Who responds

2. Who remains silent

3. You lie to them

4. Be sincere

5. Worries

6. Who doesn't care

7. Be jealous

8. Don't be jealous

BONUS:

And never forget, even if you are right, you are always wrong!!

#goodday guys

Slightly adult, but then we all are! 😀

A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife:

"My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54 year-old, can no longer satisfy.

I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good

wife. However, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall

be back before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this

opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.

I would like to inform you that, while you read this, I

will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my

students, who is also an assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, he is 18.

You, being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference -- 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!

Therefore, I'll not be home until sometime tomorrow."

😜😜😂😂😃😃

Getting ready for Valentine's day