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Vent poem
TW: intrusive thoughts, bad thoughts, kinda gory, suicide, oh also it sucks
i want to tear my skin off
maybe then i’ll like myself
it’s uncomfortable
it’s irritating
it’s torture
i hate it
i want to rip my heart out
maybe then i won’t feel like this
every
other
night
it hurts
i hate it
i want to bash my brain in
maybe then the thoughts will stop
it’s annoying
it’s terrifying
it’s too loud
i hate it
i want to die
maybe then i’ll like myself
maybe then i won’t feel this way
maybe then it’ll be quiet
maybe then..
i’ll love it
Ha. Ha. H a .
I’m craving attention so much right now, I might cry, wtf
When I tell you squeaky giggles I mean SQUEAKY GIGGLES! And they would n o t s t o p
Hello everybody!!! So @ticklishpeter and I had a fic idea for our Spidey boys a little while ago and we wanted to share it with you!
Most of this is loosely based off my experiences with pedicures lmao, and I also wrote it more from Peter 3’s “perspective” so this one might be a little different (format-wise) from my usual three Peters fics :)
I hope you enjoy this fluff! :)
Warnings: none, I don’t believe there are any curse words :)
Word Count: Probably ~1,000 I’m too lazy to count lmao
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Pedicures
“Hey Three!” Peter 2 walked into the room to see Peter 3 reading on the couch, “One and I have a little surprise for you!”
“A surprise?” Peter 3 questioned and set down the book he was reading, “What is it?”
“Well, it’s a surprise, we can’t tell you!” Peter 1’s voice came from the ceiling.
The two older brothers looked up to meet his gaze just before he flipped down to the floor.
“You guys know I hate surprises,” Peter 3 whined.
“Only when you’re the one being surprised,” Peter 2 smirked, “Come on, it’ll be fun!”
“If you say so,” Peter 3 was forced off of the couch by Peter 1 pulling on his arm.
“Come on! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!” Peter 1 jumped around Peter 3 with excitement and dragged him out the door.
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“No-” Peter 3 stopped dead in his tracks as they walked up to the surprise that Peter 1 and 2 were talking about, “Absolutely not!”
“Three, come on!” Peter 2 protested and held back a smile, “Don’t be boring!”
“I just thought it would be a nice reward for us since we barely have any time to do anything nice for ourselves,” Peter 1 explained, “But if you don’t want to we don’t have to,” His face fell a little bit.
How could Peter 3 say no to a face like that?
“Okay, okay, fine!” Peter 3 gave in, “Just know that I am well aware of what you are trying to do here!” He eyed his brothers suspiciously.
“We’re not doing anything!” Peter 1 looked at him innocently.
“Sure you aren’t,” Peter 3 rolled his eyes and shoved the youngest’s head playfully.
Peter 1 and 2 made their way into the salon with Peter 3 trudging in behind them full of dread.
“Do you have room for three pedicures?” Peter 2 asked the woman standing at the front desk. Peter 3’s cheeks went dark pink.
Yeah, Peter 3 was going to die.
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“How are you feeling Three?” Peter 2 looked to his right.
Peter 3 was nervously kicking his feet around in the water, watching the tiny waves he was creating slowly die down in the tub.
“Ohhh great,” he breathed out, “Juuust great,” He kept his eyes on the water.
“Smile!” Peter 1 turned to his left to take a picture of his older brothers. Peter 3 only held a hand up to his face and groaned with embarrassment.
“Three! I need to see your face!” Peter 1 smirked.
Peter 2 leaned over and tweaked Peter 3’s side, making him jump and remove his hand from his face.
“T-two!” Peter 3 growled and grabbed his hands, “You’re soho mean!” He couldn’t help the smile that was growing on his face.
“Got it! Thanks Two!” Peter 1 sat back and examined the picture, “Aww, it’s so cute! Look!” Peter 1 leaned over to show his older brothers.
“It’s perfect,” Peter 2 grinned, ruffling Peter 3’s already messy hair.
“I look stupid,” Peter 3 scrunched his nose in disgust. Peter 1’s face immediately dropped.
“Oh- well, I can delete it if you’d like,” he offered sweetly.
“Wait-” Peter 3 blurted out, “That’s not what I meant. I was just embarrassed. You can keep it if you really like it, buddy.”
“Are you sure? I don’t mind deleting it-” he offered again.
“It’s okay Lil’ Pete,” he assured him, “When we look back on it I’m sure I’ll appreciate that we kept it.” He gave him a reassuring smile.
“Alright then, I promise I won’t take any more though,” Peter 1 clicked the power button on his phone and put it in his pocket.
“Oh- here we go!” Peter 2 patted Peter 3 on the arm as the nail technicians made their way over to them.
Peter 3’s heart rate picked up as his nail tech sat down in front of him. She motioned for him to bring his foot out of the water and began working on cutting his nails.
Peter 3 breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn’t too bad yet.
“How is it, Three?” Peter 1 looked over at Peter 3, his own foot getting worked on by another technician.
Peter 3 only nodded and gave him a thumbs up. Peter 1 smiled back before pulling out his phone again to distract himself.
The technician moved on from cutting his nails, and so far, it still wasn’t terrible. Peter 3 decided to distract himself with the tv that was broadcasting the science channel or something.
Every once in a while he would feel the technician accidentally swipe his sole or something similar, but he was able to keep himself under control even with the building pressure of his spider-sense wanting to go off.
“ACK- I’msosorryohmygosh!” Peter 3’s mouth suddenly spat out the words as he practically yanked his foot away from the technician. She had just begun scraping away the top layer of his toenails.
“Ticklish?” The lady in front of him asked with an understanding smile. Peter 3’s cheeks turned beet red as he hid his face in his hands and nodded.
“Yes he is!” Peter 2 grinned over at his middle brother and gave his ribs a tweak, “I could see you getting a bit tense there, bud.”
“H-hey!” Peter 3 jolted, “Again! I’m so sorry!” He apologized to the technician and gave Peter 2 a playful glare. The technician only chuckled and continued her work.
“We better be giving them a nice tip-” He mumbled over to Peter 2.
“Don’t worry, we will!” Peter 1 chimed in, his own face a little pink from the sensation.
“Hey, I mean, it’s not my fault you’re too sensitive for this!” Peter 2 shrugged defensively.
“Dude! You’re literally bad too!” Peter 3 shot back, making Peter 1 giggle at his reaction.
“Not as bad as you though!” Peter 3 felt another tweak from his younger brother on his other side.
“One!” Peter 3 whined as he pushed his hand away, “I don’t want to kick this poor lady in the face!”
“Okay, we’ll stop for now,” Peter 2 smirked. He didn’t want to torture him too much, especially with what he knew was coming.
Peter 3 tried his hardest to sit still again while the nail technician did her job. The tv had helped a little bit, but it was hard to focus when his ‘Peter tingle’ was constantly warning him that he was getting attacked.
“Oh this part is bad,” Peter 3 heard his older brother grit his teeth after a couple of minutes.
Peter 3’s heart rate went up again when he saw the pumice stone in Peter 2’s technician’s hand.
He whipped his head to look over at his younger brother when he heard Peter 1’s small giggles escaping his lips. The teen was struggling to keep himself under control as the nail technician scrubbed his foot with the pumice stone.
Oh no-
Peter 3 gripped the sides of his chair when his own technician had brought out the pumice stone.
“Just relax bro,” Peter 2 squeezed his arm.
Peter 3 nodded and took a deep breath before he shut his eyes.
As soon as the pumice stone made contact with his heel, Peter 3 couldn’t contain his giggles, clasping his mouth with his hands and trying to keep his foot stable.
“I told you to relax!” Peter 2 teased, grinning at his middle brother squirming around in the chair.
“I’m tryihihing!” Peter 3’s face burned pink again.
“I don’t blame you bro, this part is even getting to me a little bit!” Peter 1 giggled lightly as he watched Peter 3 struggling to keep it together.
“IT’s soHO BAHAD!” Peter 3’s laughter slipped through his hands as he slid down in the seat. The nail technician only smiled up at him, she was used to this.
If Peter 3 thought this was bad now, he had no idea what it would be like when she scrubbed the arch of his foot.
“I’M SO SOHORRY MA’AM! I CAHAN’T-” Peter 3’s bubbly cackles rang out through the salon as he hid his tomato red face even deeper in his hands, “IHIT TIHICKLES! *SNRK*!” Peter 3 laughed so hard he let out a small snort.
Peter 1 and 2 burst out into laughter at his reaction, covering their own mouths as to not add too much noise to what Peter 3 was already contributing.
“Almost done.” The nail technician laughed and removed the pumice stone and placed his feet back in the water before she grabbed a towel.
“Ohoho my gohosh!” Peter 3 caught his breath, “You guhuys did not tell me about thahat!”
“You didn’t ask!” Peter 1 smiled innocently at him.
Peter 3 let out a deep breath and turned to watch the tv again before he felt the lady drying off his feet with the towel and start to lightly massage his calves with lotion.
He couldn’t help but continue to let out small, deep giggles as she worked the lotion into his skin, slightly covering his mouth with his hand and shutting his eyes.
“Don’t tell me you’re bad there too!” Peter 2 chuckled, confused how he had missed that spot of Peter 3’s after living with him for a few months now.
“I dihidn’t knohow!” Peter 3 leaned back in the chair, cupping his hands around his face once again.
“I can’t believe we never knew about that spot-” Peter 1 commented and made eye contact with Peter 2.
“We’ll save it for later!” Peter 2 winked at his youngest brother.
“Noho! Noho you wihill not!” Peter 3’s muffled protest came from in between them, making Peter 1 snicker.
“All done.” Peter 3’s nail technician stated and began cleaning up. After a minute or two she motioned for him to stand up out of the chair and thanked him.
Shortly after Peter 1 and 2 were finished and stood up as well. The three of them walked up to the front desk and waited while Peter 2 paid.
“Don’t forget the tip!” Peter 3 reminded him, his cheeks still flushed from the experience.
“Of course,” Peter 2 smirked at his middle brother.
Once he had signed the receipt, the three brothers thanked the workers and walked back out into the street.
“You guys are literally so dead when we get home I hope you know that-” Peter 3 spat out playfully as soon as the salon door closed.
“Uh-huh, sure buddy,” Peter 2 laughed and ruffled his hair again as they walked home.
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A few hours later in the nest:
“I still like this photo a lot,” Peter 1 held his phone up for his brothers to see.
“It is pretty wholesome,” Peter 2 smiled at Peter 3.
“Okay, fine, it is,” He rolled his eyes, “Man, you guys were teasing me relentlessly during that.” He looked up at the ceiling.
“Three-” Peter 1 smirked, “You never asked us to stop.”
“Oh.” Peter 3’s face burned dark red.
….how did I only just realize that 4 of the now 9 spider-man movies are on Netflix….I have a project that imma put on hold cause I’m a professional procrastinator
I had to look it up cause I had absolutely no clue what it was. I am s h i v e r i n g /pos
It’s all fun and games until your middle brother pulls out the goose feather ear picks…
…and you got the most ticklish ears out of you and your younger bros.
This- this is a big big yes this is so cute my heart can’t take it. Harry is so mean and I like that
I’m throwing my prompt in the ring!
“Look who’s all big and tough now!~” with Lee!Peter 2 and whoever you want as the ler :)
(Thank you @parker-fluff! I told you before, but I'll tell you again, you and Giggly were two of my biggest influences to get back into writing and I can't thank you enough ❤️ I hope you enjoy!)
Warning: This is a platonic ship! Not a romantic ship!
"Look who's all big and tough now!"
Peter giggled and squirmed beneath his friend. "C-cohome on Haharry. Knohock it off!"
"No way!" Harry teased as he pinned Peter's wrists with his knees. "You've been acting like a hotshot ever since you got a higher grade on the Chem final. Now it's time to knock you down a few pegs."
Peter squealed as Harry attacked his ribs. "HARRY!"
"Aww, you're just so ticklish aren't you?"
The blush on Peter's face grew. "SHUT UHUP!"
Instead, Harry spider his fingers up and down his friend's ribs. "I bet it tickles even more when someone talks to you about how ticklish you are while tickling you. It just makes you so tickle tickle ticklish!"
Peter was now a squealing, blushy mess. "NAHAHA! DOHON'T SAHAY THAHAT!"
"What? That's it's so ticklish when someone tickles you---."
"HARRY!"
Said man laughed at his friend's response and stilled his fingers. "You're so goofy man."
"M-mehe? Yohoure the one tihickling mehe to bihits!"
"But it's funny."
"To you!"
Harry smirked. "Are you saying you aren't having fun?"
Peter sputtered. "I---I mehean. . ."
Harry raised an eyebrow. Peter opened his mouth a few times as if he was going to retort before he would close it again. After a few attempts, Peter scowled and fell silent.
"I knew it."
"Jeherk!"
"If you don't like it." Harry released Peter 2's wrists and spider across his sides. "fight me back."
"Whahat?"
"Fight me off Parker."
Harry watched as Peter's laughter picked up again. He watched as two hands circled around his wrists. Then watched as those same hands held onto his wrists, but didn't push back.
"Uh-huh." He leaned forward. "You love it."
"Noho Ihi dohon't!"
Harry moved inward to Peter's tummy. "Then fight me back."
"I---ihi cahant!"
"Come on Parker. I saw how you fought Flash Thompson. If you can take him, you can take me."
"Haharry!---Ihi cahant!"
Harry paused his fingers again. "Can't. . . or won't?"
Peter blushed even harder. "Ihis it thahat obviohous?"
"To me mostly. Then again I've known you for a while."
"A-and it dohoesnt---seem weheird?"
"'Course not. Is that what you're so worried about?"
Peter 2 let go of Harry's wrists. "Ye--yes. I mean, how many people do you know who actually like tickling?"
Harry shrugged and crossed his arms. "It's physical affection right? Some people like holding hands, other people like hugs, and other ways we show that we care. What's so wrong about liking tickling the same way?"
"It's just---not very many people do."
"Well, my dad has said you're one in a million Peter." Harry moved to get off of his friend. "Guess he was right about that."
Peter grabbed his friend's arm. "Wait!"
Harry froze. He saw the blush return to Peter's face, but his friend remained silent. Instead, his eyes darted nervously to Harry's bedroom door.
"Parker." Harry warned.
"Will---will Mr. Osborne be home soon?"
Harry's face fell. "Of course."
"What?"
"He probably won't be in until late. Normally is." Harry moved to get up again.
Peter's grip tightened again. "Well---if he isn't---um . . ."
Harry studied his friend. Why would he care so much about when his dad coming home? Usually Peter was ecstatic to see his dad, not hesitant.
"Is there something you needed to ask him."
"No it . . . doesn't have anything to do with your dad per se. . ."
"Well."
"I---trust you and well I . . . would you keep. . ."
Through the jarbled phrases, a light clicked on in Harry's mind. "Peter? Do you want me to keep going?"
Peter 2's face and ears turned bright red. "If---if you want to . . ."
Harry grinned. "Really Parker?"
Peter's face fell. He thought for certain he had pushed his limits with Harry.
So when two hands attacked his sides, Peter yelped in surprise.
"All you gotta do is ask."
This, this hurt, I had to grab my chest it hurt so bad. Like- fucking ouch man, fucking ouch
post-nwh peter parker buying a sad little cupcake from a bakery 10 mins before closing so it's discounted, bringing it back to his apartment, lighting up a single candle on it, quietly singing "happy birthday" to himself, imagining that aunt may and mr. stark are smiling down at him from heaven, making a birthday wish that ned and mj are having a wonderful time at MIT, before blowing the candle out
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Sleeping time with the head engineers, @crazy-obsessed-enby
PuPpEt bOy
Inhale
Fellas is it gay to wanna be called Puppet Boy?
What better than one evil bitch boy? Three evil bitch boys >:) @crazy-obsessed-enby
Captain just wants a normal life lmao
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What a fool he is, they got the charm to make EVERYONE fall in love >:) @crazy-obsessed-enby
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Please, and I can not stress enough, p l e a s e, I hate it when they’re like “Oh gn!reader” and it ends up being fem, or it doesn’t say at all. I have a specific disliking for fem!reader because of it
is your reader actually gn?
i keep seeing things in fics that imply that the reader is female, despite the fact that it’s labeled as gender neutral. with that said, here’s a list of those things so you can be aware of them :)
be sure you’re making it gender neutral, not male or female. say ‘they’ instead of ‘he/she’, or ‘partner’ instead of ‘boy/girlfriend’. otherwise, you’re only inclusive to people who use he/him or she/her pronouns.
(side note: i use he/they, but it still makes me uncomfortable to read the ‘she’ right beside the ‘he’)
there’s a difference between afab and fem reader; afab means assigned female at birth, implying that the reader may not identify as a girl anymore but they have female anatomy (like in pregnancy fics, etc). if you have a female reader, label it fem!reader, not afab. you aren’t technically incorrect, but it’s misleading.
similarly, s/o is a neutral term and implies that the reader doesn’t have a specified gender. it’s okay to put fem!s/o, but a female reader is not the default if the gender isn’t specified
that also means that if it’s afab/amab, everything has to be gender neutral, not just the pronouns. don’t call the reader a woman or something, call it gender neutral because the pronouns are they/them, and then excuse it by saying that the reader is afab.
in jealousy fics or ones similar to them, the words “other girls” sometimes come up. the use of “other” implies that the reader is a girl as well — this can be substituted for “someone else” or “other people”.
don’t specify that the reader is wearing makeup, a skirt, etc. of course, you can wear these whether or not you’re a girl, but dysphoria comes in different ways and (for me, at least) things that are typically feminine can sometimes be a source. you can still do it, but mention it beforehand just to be safe :)
also be mindful of places that would be separated by gender. a masc-aligned reader wouldn’t go to a separate public restroom than a male character, so try to find a different scene if you can.
the slang or whatever has to be neutral too. some people say gendered terms as a joke without meaning anything by it, but it still matters — don’t have anyone refer to the reader as bro, girlie, girl, etc.
generally speaking, you shouldn’t specify anything about the reader’s body. however, don’t mention the reader as petite and small. while height and build don’t determine your gender or sex, those things are usually aligned with females and can be a source of dysphoria
i feel like this goes without saying, but double check pet names. “doll” is technically neutral, but some people can see it as feminine. i’ve also seen people have characters refer to the reader as obvious ones like “princess”, which i don’t think that i have to explain
english is not a gendered language, but english sometimes takes words from gendered languages, so be aware of those (i.e. fiancé and fiancée).
if you’re comparing the reader to something, make sure that thing is gender neutral. i sometimes see the reader referred to as a mom friend, please don’t do that. say parent or something of that nature.
again, i feel like this goes without saying, but i’ve seen people mention before that they write with she/her pronouns and then edit or word replace the pronouns to they/them. please don’t do that, it’s easy to make mistakes or forget to change the pronouns like that (and the grammar is incorrect that way)
this doesn’t really count i suppose? but i’ve seen this before so i wanted to mention it here. if when you’re doing your character list you have them all laid out separately, don’t make all of them gender neutral and then hide a f!reader in the middle. it’s very easy to overlook — make that one bold, put it at the very beginning, or put it in the notes at the top
I agree with @crazy-obsessed-enby I could smack him and take out his legs
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Respectfully. Ouch.
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