That one person who is completely useless and posts nothing whatsoever :):
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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
Yesterday i said "the croissants are not coissanting" because my mum made some croissants and the one i tried was burnt. My little brother was like croissanting isn't a word. But guess what. There is no definition of a word. Ask a linguist. They don't have a universal, unambiguous definition of a word. Sure, if you look up word definition it'll give you something like a word is single distinct element of speech and/or writing blah blah blah but that means that aaaaaahhh and wjaisisiso are words because i think they have meaning. Croissanting can be a word if i so damn please and my bastard little brother can't stop me from making it one because even the word professionals don't know what a word is.
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Happy April Fools 2024
GUYS I KNOW WHOS BOOPING US
Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...
Boop
i think this is probably true of every office, but there's a middle aged woman working in business who doesn't hold any particular place in the chain of command but is Sovereign. i was running support and she has access to more secure network drives than i do. im pretty sure she has an admin account. i was having trouble with my parking pass and my boss just said to talk to kristen- one day later i had parking in any garage on campus. she's not even in charge of parking in our building
This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
Started the day off nervous about over-booping but atp anyone who crosses my dash with the feature on isnt safe
@ every blog on april 1st GET BOOPED
Flowers have a long history of symbolism that you can incorporate into your writing to give subtext.
Symbolism varies between cultures and customs, and these particular examples come from Victorian Era Britain. You'll find examples of this symbolism in many well-known novels of the era!
Amaryllis: Pride
Black-eyed Susan: Justice
Bluebell: Humility
Calla Lily: Beauty
Pink Camellia: Longing
Carnations: Female love
Yellow Carnation: Rejection
Clematis: Mental beauty
Columbine: Foolishness
Cyclamen: Resignation
Daffodil: Unrivalled love
Daisy: Innocence, loyalty
Forget-me-not: True love
Gardenia: Secret love
Geranium: Folly, stupidity
Gladiolus: Integrity, strength
Hibiscus: Delicate beauty
Honeysuckle: Bonds of love
Blue Hyacinth: Constancy
Hydrangea: Frigid, heartless
Iris: Faith, trust, wisdom
White Jasmine: Amiability
Lavender: Distrust
Lilac: Joy of youth
White Lily: Purity
Orange Lily: Hatred
Tiger Lily: Wealth, pride
Lily-of-the-valley: Sweetness, humility
Lotus: Enlightenment, rebirth
Magnolia: Nobility
Marigold: Grief, jealousy
Morning Glory: Affection
Nasturtium: Patriotism, conquest
Pansy: Thoughtfulness
Peony: Bashfulness, shame
Poppy: Consolation
Red Rose: Love
Yellow Rose: Jealously, infidelity
Snapdragon: Deception, grace
Sunflower: Adoration
Sweet Willian: Gallantry
Red Tulip: Passion
Violet: Watchfulness, modesty
Yarrow: Everlasting love
Zinnia: Absent, affection
hold on a second man…
Thank you for booping me. Each one feels different and luxurious. Some feel like a furtive sip of lavender tea with honey on a cold night. Some feel like a millipede curling around my neck. Some feel like the crisp thwack of a rolled-up newspaper. And each one makes me stronger.
booped out
Tumblr April 1, 2024 (colorized):
Boop random strangers 1 time only and then go boop another stranger: ❌❌❌❌❌❌ HELL NOOOO
Boop random strangers 100x AND THEN I CAN GO BOOP ANOTHER STRANGER ALSO 100X: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library
Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.
If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.
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happy trans day of visibility🔥🔥🔥🔥