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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

sure what's the worst that could happen

DELETE THIS POST

Trope where there’s one girl in a group of guys but then over the course of the series they all eventually realize that they’re trans and start transitioning and it turns out that all along it was one guy in a group of girls.

Here's some more weird shit that robert pattinson said and i was forced to know

Bonus:

Who would've guessed???

This tag just makes it 1000x better

Red Queen au but everything remains the same except Thomas is alive and he does the "look at me, this is not you" to Maven

Gosh dang it WHY CAN I PICTURE THIS SO CLEARLY

Red Queen au but everything remains the same except Thomas is alive and he does the "look at me, this is not you" to Maven

So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And here’s how…

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Happy Crappy New Year

As the shitty 2021,

Has come to an end,

And everyone is putting up photo dumps,

Let me paint a pretty word picture of how it went,

Even tho it was a fucking shitty year,

I can say I'm thankful for it,

Cuz it was the most memorable year,

Bad and good combined I'd never forget this year.

All my lovely internet friends I made this year,

Whom I've given stupid silly names,

I'm writing this for you,

Cuz belive me I wouldn't have survived this year without you,

This year was though,

But y'all made it easier to go through,

Hold me by the ropes,

When I was lost in blues,

I'm grateful for you to be with me there at my lowest of lows,

And miss y'all so much,

Cuz as the regular life goes on we haven't talk a lot,

But do remember that I'll always love y'all and cherish all the memories I made with you.

And all my real life friends,

I'm happy I started talking again to you,

And I'm happy that these friendships never change,

That we all can be fucking stupid and act like children together still,

Without being afraid what others will think,

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have survived without y'all too,

And if I act shitty sometimes and like I'm busy sometimes,

But do remember that I'll always love y'all,

And cherish all my childhood that was spent with you,

Cuz it was the easiest and the happiest time of my life when I was with you.

So let's make a toast,

That no matter how shitty 2022 might get,

No matter how lonely or hard to survive it gets,

We will make it a memorable year,

To a happy crappy new year.

-s.b.

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Imagine if, instead of buying NFTs, those people “adopted” wild animals, zoo animals, or animals in rescue and rehabilitation and get to help great causes and conservation AND get cute photos and stuffed animals and updates about the animals they’re supporting.

Imagine if all the money that went into mining cryptocurrency and buying NFTs went into general conservation efforts instead, if it was used to help our planet instead of destroy it more.

Gotta tell him to do it himself or he’s gonna keep on sending ‘em…

Honestly, it feels like it’s been a year already…

The fact that I am currently in a statistics unit in my math class…

Statistics is gay as hell. Things happen because God wills it not because of math

what is the january mood?

Is both an option because that’s me

What one are you?

the mutuals now have permission to throw rocks at my window to alert me of their new gifsets

rb to have a very gay 2022

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

Disjointed

I'm withering.

You have all the power

To water these flowers

And keep my attention

Focused and pure,

Like studying on Adderall,

But day by day

I ebb away

Bit by bit,

Spitting bitterness

Like arsenic

Onto this dynamic

And wondering

Just how long

I’ll be anchored

In your harbor.

I don’t ask for much.

A little attention,

A mention,

A concentrated effort

For deeper conversation,

But the small talk

Is killing me slowly,

Making the boulder in my throat

Ache for closeness.

We are here,

Here and now.

I’m living like there’s no tomorrow -

Because there isn’t one.

I think of you and pop the top

Of my valiant Valium,

Willing sleep

To whisk me away

To the land of unconsciousness.

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

When she relised who Cal actually

Besties at what point during the Red Queen series did you understand the meaning of the title?