Help! I Swallowed A Fly Accidentally! And It Was Buzzing Around So I Swallowed A Spider To Eat The Fly

Pride and Prejudice Go

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

women with swords. men with swords. everyone with swords . you agree. reblog

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

My greatest fear? Yeah, I'd have to say that it's developing a time machine & going back to November 24, 1971 on a flight from Portland to Seattle to solve the mystery of D.B. Cooper, but wait, there is no D.B. Cooper onboard, and oh god I'm sitting in his seat, and I have to become D.B. Cooper and hijack that plane to preserve history and prevent a paradox

Yours is spiders? Yeah I can see that haha

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

Everyone wants toxic yuri and complex female characters until the yuri is toxic and the female characters are complex :(

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse

Inspired by that opening everyone likes