Thatqueeney - Da Eepy Lady

If it were me writing they’d become a god of space-time and see themselves as the owners of the universe. Basically becoming a god. Benevolence/malevolence depends on what aspects of the setting you’re playing up in said fic.

As an example, they could probably fully control the actions of all sophonts to the extent that no one would have free will. You can portray this as “oh shit, we never had free will and exist at the whims of this plant” or “oh shit, there is a god and it cares for you so much that it found the best outcome for your life and put you there.” You can also use a combo of both of them.

I think that this really is the breakdown of the setting tbh, and you could have a lot of fun w/ this idea. You could also frame every bad thing that happens as before the Affini got the crown, so it couldn’t control it, or the pain could force the sophont into its owner’s vines.

Also a story about how an Affini came to want this power could be interesting, either as an “I want to care for all beings” or “I need total control so nothing bad ever happens.”

Basically, it’s one of the central axis of the setting.

Aight here an hdg + kirby question

What would happen if an affini were to find the master crown?

If you dont know what it is: the master crown is an ancient artifact from kirby that is sentient BUT cant do anything on its own. And it wants to rule the power and as stated by the first egg we see wear it (also presumably by the master crown itself) it has "limitless power" and heavily amplifies the abilities of its wearer. If you look up magolor boss fight, master crown battle, or void termina boss fight, you can see its power (altho void termina uses a copy of the master crown and not THE master crown)

Anyway before its completely destroyed it possesses a tree, so what would happen if an affini were to come across it? Obv they wouldnt know how it works (or that its sentient or magical) but like would the will of the master crown that corrupts the views of the wearer affect the affini all that much? If so WOULD the other affini be able to stop them (bc according to what we know, it sorta grafts itself onto anything thats not Landia) and if they could could other affini resort to violence against an affini with over double the strength and with more power than other affini?

(I understand this is a really stupid thing but i love thought experiments like this, especially since the only time we've seen the master crown defeated was by kirby and magolor using a giant magical sword and while i dont think i am i might be overestimating the powers of the master crown, but i highly doubt it!)

you better not

I think the biggest factor in me being an atheist was having to get up at 7am to get to church on a weekend.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Women are pretty. I love pretty women. Pretty women deserve the world.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. I may have fucked up.

cock

Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987

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