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Everyone else can go home- this is all I'm gonna be talking about for the foreseeable future

Meet the Scrumptious Scoundrels of A Crown of Candy, all illustrated by Samir Barrett

Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone

FUCK

You can detox from social media and still use tumblr the same way some people can be sober and still smoke weed you just have to use it therapeutically

Shit

I meant send

You can detox from social media and still use tumblr the same way some people can be sober and still smoke weed you just have to use it therapeutically

It's literally basically whet im doing

You can detox from social media and still use tumblr the same way some people can be sober and still smoke weed you just have to use it therapeutically

I saw this specific pokemon gif on here

And now I've seen something I cannot unsee, and I have to know if I've been wrong my whole life.

Is the reddish circle on Digletts face a nose with a shine mark on it (what I've believed my entire childhood until now)???

Or is it an open mouth with a tongue and a little snaggle tooth on the side???

Please, dear God, I need answers 0_____0

Now, see THIS is a post that was probably made by someone who never lived in an apartment complex, cause I promise we all had the same, cheapest model the apartment manager/company could find.

But outside of apartments?

You have no clue how much this is actually haunting me now that it's been pointed out.

Is it true?

Have I really never seen anyone with MY oven?

Would I even know?

Could I even RECOGNIZE that it was the same oven if it was?

Would they admit it if I looked at someone and said "that's funny, we have the same oven" or would they look at me like I was crazy and tell me they don't know what I'm talking about?

I'm LOSING IT over this 0____0

I'm not super informed on the reddit culture where moderating is concerned, I'm lucky to have never run into shitty ones.

But it feels like a lot of this could've been fixed by not letting people be mods across multiple subs?

Like

It could've just been r/food that broke down, but because this ONE crazy ass moderator has her grubby little hands in multiple subs, and was able not only ban people over senseless shit in one sub

But follow the people who complained about it into subs that are DEDICATED TO DISCOURSE and control the conversation and tone there too.

It screams abuse of power, as far as essentially meaningless internet communities are concerned at least, lol

Does this happen often???

I've literally interacted with a mod like... Once, and they were pretty fucking normal...

love that this caused so much controversy the thread needed to be locked. over chicken sandwich

Not to be emo on main, but I am so deeply tired of feeling like everytime I open my mouth the words don't come out right and everyone misunderstands what I'm saying because I can't use the words that mean what I'm ACTUALLY trying to say

If I could just stop talking in the middle of convos and script things before I had to say them I would in a fucking heart beat

Or like... *Insert a funny joke* or whatever...

Don't read a rule book, the truest way to learn is to get super stoned and have someone, who is equally as stoned, show you how to do it.

You have to have that wisdom imparted on you.

Like grandma teaching you how to make her super secret recipe- but worse!

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

A secret ninth thing:

Desperately need to wear my glasses at all times, refuses to wear them.

reblog not for a “bigger sample size” but because polls like this are a fun way to help people reinforce their own self-concept and passing it along so that other people can also have the opportunity to strengthen their sense of self by pressing a button is a cool and nice thing to do

Red, math, and Monday are all the same in my head

Interchangeable

50 posts!

Since... Since when do they do this???

Why is Tumblr gameifying my sad little blog space???

Rabbits

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@synarthrosis POV: your older step-sibling hears your parents fighting in the other room and want to show you how to quiet their words

If I could experience even a FRACTION of the sheer joy and hilarity that these two just felt in this bit on a day to day basis I'd have the power and confidence to fight GOD

Lou Wilson is the new Mr Peanut

To the person on Tumblr who made me aware that they're making a second hades game:

I would like to smooch you on the lips so bad

piplup grain entrapment

Hadestown... This is the plot to hadestown...

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

squishy

I'm dying

just discovered a new type of girl in the wild today. watched this girl walk out of the convenience store and bite her energy drink open

My Mother: It’s not porn... well it sort of is: they show butts

Me: showing butts is not the line we use to define what is or isn’t porn

My Mother: yeah, that’s true, cause they show butts in cartoons...

Me: Something being a cartoon IS NOT the line we use to define what is or isn’t porn...

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When you deactivate on tumblr.com they send you to the plinko machine to be incinerated