AU where Jotaro goes to Italy for Part 5.
That’s it, that’s the AU
Because this man is legally not allowed to have a break
Highlights include:
Scaring the SHIT out of Giorno when he tries to take his luggage. He just stops time and gets into the car when Gio tries to drive away
ends up sort of joining Passione. He never takes the test, nor does he ever officially join, Giorno just says Jotaro is going to help with his plan and Bucci ends up just going with it
is just Perpetually Tired the whole time. Nothing surprises or scares him, the man is unshakable. His pain tolerance is through the fucking roof. He gets shot once and barely blinks
when asked about it he just stares them dead in the eye and says completely blank “I’ve been fighting Stand Users since I was 17. I made my first direct kill at 17 by punching his leg so hard the force split him in half and then I watched his corpse disintegrate to make sure he was dead. I forced my heart to stop for several minutes with my Stand. The longest I’ve gone without fighting another Stand User since then is a month.” and then just goes back to doing whatever he was doing
ends up being able to keep the Time Stop thing under wraps for a pretty good amount of time. As far as the gang is aware, Star Plat is just Fast And Hits Like Several Bullet Trains
the only time the team have ever seen him display any kind of vaguely positive emotion was when Giorno made some fish in a glass of water because he was bored
Jotaro’s time stop being a pretty good foil against Diavlo’s time skip but also vice versa. Things get chaotic fast with those two
speaking of which, Jotaro goes A P E S H I T when Diavlo almost donuts Bucciarati. Like, all inhibitions gone, he is now Out For This Man’s Fucking Life. Because I’m making this Everyone Lives
I love them because:
a “like” in a post that took me time makes my day
a *hugs* when I’m sad can make all the difference
the effort to go on my ask box and talk to me makes me feel like I’m worth of something
And because when you reblog something and fangirl with me I don´t fell so alone
So thank you for following me
Well. Fuck me.
I've got a new phone because my old one broke. And well... I don't remember my transfer code to "Obey Me" so... I have to start from the beginning 😭
i want to give a bit of info to everyone who only knows miguel from the movie:
•he is not a vampire! his fangs are from his spider dna and are filled with paralyzing venom :) fun fact: the size of his fangs makes him mumble so other people don't see them while he's talking!
•he wasn't bitten by a spider like most spider people! spider dna was atomically spliced directly into his genes making him 50% spider
•he doesn't stick like other spider people! he uses the talons on his fingers to climb around and such! fun fact: these talons can easily slice through solid metal :)
•he doesn't have a spider sense! instead, all of his senses are majorly enhanced!
•yes! he always moves like that! he automatically moves like a feral monster because that's what he is!
•he has a fiancé named dana and a little brother named gabriel! they are the two most important people in his life :) fun fact: gabriel recognized that it was miguel in the spider suit the first time he saw him in it!
•his eyes are red because they can see in major details and in complete darkness. fun fact: this makes his eyes super sensitive to light, which constantly gives him migraines :)
•yes! his ass is that huge in the comics, too! everyone in the comics are always commenting on it ^^
•miguel is irish/mexican :)
•he is NOT the original spider man of his universe! there was a peter parker in the past before the year 2099
just wanted to clear up some facts about him movie onlys may have misconstrued ^^
im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off
i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice
in spanglish you don’t switch by word, you switch by phrase.
it’s not:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [second part of the sentence in english], mi amor.”
“[full english sentence], querida.”
it’s:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [segunda parte de la frase en español], mi amor.”
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also miles is boricua, miguel is mexican. they have two different accents and use different vocabulary for certain words.
also miles is “nyourican” - a puerto rican native to new york - while his mom is directly from the island, so there are differences there, too, because his spanish is more influence by new york english. 
here’s some good references that aren’t google translate (which usually pulls from spain, a country that speaks vastly differently from latin america)
SpanishDict
WordReference
here have some random videos on different slang/spanish accents:
Puerto Rico
Mexico (1) (2)
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in spanish most words are gendered, so most feminine words end in a and masculine/gender neutral words end in o. adding ito/ita makes something cuter, smaller and more affectionate.
spanish nicknames that aren’t “mi amor”
“querido/a” - darling
“cariño” - dear (always masculine regardless, of who its being said to)
“mi princesa/príncipe” - my prince/princess
“mi rey/reina” - my king/queen
“papí/mamí” - can be used in any way; romantic, sexual, familial for one’s parent or child, or just platonically
“tesoro” - treasure
also spanish is a language that uses adjectives as terms of affection both cute ones and ones that might sound insensitive in english
gordo (fat), flaco (skinny), negro (black), blanco (white), linda (pretty), bella (beautiful), morena (brown skin), etc.
and like most languages that are not english, spanish has multiple ways of saying i love you.
“te amo” - romantic
“te quiero” - familial, platonic (although there’s nothing wrong with using it romantically)
see also:
te adoro - i adore you
te deseo - i want you
te necesito - i need you
 and, of course, they can vary regionally too.
please use this because i have read a lot of really well written things that take me out of it because the use of spanglish is terrible. don’t just go on your presumptions that spanish/spanglish works in the same way that english does.
- signed your friendly neighborhood afro-latina
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So...
I've been playing a lot of Genshin Impact lately and this idea suddenly come to mind.
Imagine:
Zhongli and his s/o singing together Davy Jones - Fialeja and Man on the Internet Duet.
Let it sink in.
I did and currently I'm losing my shit because I would give everything to see that.
Credit: James Trevino
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