The-discombobulator-inator - Uhhhhhhh

How I feel in the middle of a long winter night

abandonment issues? fuck yeah i’m abandoning these issues. bye

I live in Texas. The way we've had an earthquake, a severe line of tornadic storms and now a historic extreme red flag warning due to insane winds, accompanied with wildfires and a random dust storm in like a span of 3 days has me convinced the planetary alignment in Transformers Prime that caused natural disasters is happening irl. someone call Optimus prime dawg Unicron is waking up.

love is stored in the friend who reads your fanfiction

WHY NOT? WHY WON'T YOU SHIP AARMAU?

BECAUSE AARMAU KILLED MY GRANDMA OK?

Now leave me alone...

What? How did Aarmau kill your grandma? What was her otp?

*I* was the one shipping Aarmau...

*Explaining why Aarmau is the best ship*

BRANCH LOOK OUT!! AARON GROOMED APHMAU IN ONE UNIVERSE AND HE WAS THE ONLY OPTION IN THE OTHER UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE OTHER LOVE INTERESTS WERE PAIRED OFF, MISSING, OR EVIL!!

*learns that Aarmau was forced in every universe because Aaron's voice actor was Jess' husband*

SHIPMA!!!

*can't enjoy Mystreet or Minecraft Diaries anymore*

A new calling beckons to me, I fear I must answer

Now that everyone is older and there's already an aphmau rennaissance on TikTok... WHERE ARE ALL THE BITCHES WRITING THE ARTSIEST AND ALSO MOST DEPRAVED OF FANFICTION.

I need you and I will start myself if I must !

Is this undertale

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I think we as a society moved on a bit too fast over Dr. Ratio’s thigh reverb