The-discombobulator-inator - Uhhhhhhh

#fry your cousin and eat them as revenge

my cousin ate my fucking dinner. so pissed.

Dudes would rather take on hordes of enemies instead of getting therapy.

I literally only have four moods

1. Downbad (horny)

2. Downbad (fluffy)

3. I am literally ONE (1) tonal shift away from losing my shit

4. void

WHY NOT? WHY WON'T YOU SHIP AARMAU?

BECAUSE AARMAU KILLED MY GRANDMA OK?

Now leave me alone...

What? How did Aarmau kill your grandma? What was her otp?

*I* was the one shipping Aarmau...

*Explaining why Aarmau is the best ship*

BRANCH LOOK OUT!! AARON GROOMED APHMAU IN ONE UNIVERSE AND HE WAS THE ONLY OPTION IN THE OTHER UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE OTHER LOVE INTERESTS WERE PAIRED OFF, MISSING, OR EVIL!!

*learns that Aarmau was forced in every universe because Aaron's voice actor was Jess' husband*

SHIPMA!!!

*can't enjoy Mystreet or Minecraft Diaries anymore*

don't give up

I will find you, and I will give you the sloppiest kiss imaginable

Yall I hallucinated Imperius in fishnet leggings when I woke up this morning

I blew my nose too hard and the fucker SQUEAKED AT ME

#shouting #a lot

duality of man

A new calling beckons to me, I fear I must answer

Now that everyone is older and there's already an aphmau rennaissance on TikTok... WHERE ARE ALL THE BITCHES WRITING THE ARTSIEST AND ALSO MOST DEPRAVED OF FANFICTION.

I need you and I will start myself if I must !