The-discombobulator-inator - Uhhhhhhh

i made more :)

#Imsorryoverlordbutspidermommyhasmyheart(literally) #shesholdingitinacontaineransshakingitmenacingly #myheartisinherservoshelp

Unpopular TES opinion:

I FUCKING LOVE BLACKREACH AND LITERALLY WISH IT WAS 1O TIMES BIGGER

😳....

The way I would give this man the most heartbreaking,throat hurting,mouth watering,knee scraping,banshee screaming,tasty,zesty,like momma's cooking,teeth crunching,coochie chilling,sweat dripping,tear tasting,vanilla to hardcore,creamating,veins feeling butterflies,tongue soreing, ball sucking,my legs spreading open like a stuffed chicken,monsterous,desease healing,breedable,painal,housewifing,whorish rimjob

Flummoxed D:

love is stored in the friend who reads your fanfiction

My stepmom: 7 hours is more than enough sleep for an 18 year old girl

Me: *extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

Bestie I need at least 8-9 hours to feel human, just because you have shit sleep doesn’t mean I need to as well

@withoutalice ME FR

@ikkosu saw this and immediately thought of you

Please add moar, the list must grow

I would like to start a discussion thread about which Hozier songs align with various Dragon Age characters. I’ll go first, Alistair should be Sedated