Latest Posts by the-fish-guy - Page 5

Marina is gonna have Cheto fingers for the Halloween splatfest, just sayin.

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

Not risking it

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

You: yaint

Me, an intellectual: yaren't

a family tree

Frankie hopes you feel better soon and brought a snack if that helps!

Yep this sudden burst of anxiety is awful. I might go and binge watch markiplier videos. Maybe that’ll help.

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

Thank you, I thought I was going crazy there for a second.

I had a dream last night that they re-held the presidential race, but it was an actual Mario kart race, and whoever came in first was president. It had the actual candidates like Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders, but it also had a bunch of strange characters like Rick Sanchez, Dora the Explorer, a random stick figure, Anikin Skywalker, and Meowth. In the end the yellow peanut M&M guy won. Someone help me explain this I’m freaking out.

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

When you finally get a switch and splatoon 2 but your college's wifi can't handle online playing

Why is it that even nine months into 2017 there are still so many memes and posts about 2016 going around?

happy anniversary of the pinnacle of humankind, its been downhill for the last 16 years 

Frankie has brought snacks

does anyone want to show me a picture of their snake or lizard?

I am sad and would like too see some good boys for some good feelings

suicide hotline 1-800-273-8255 1 person ends their life every 40 seconds will u take the time to reblog this & possibly save one of them?

You never think it happens to you until it does. You never think that you’d be the one that people reblog tips for.

I wash just closely followed and taped by a man at a convention today. The only reason I’m here to talk about it is because of said reblogged tips. They might have just saved me.

When I saw that man behind me, I did a run-through of everything I knew to keep me safe. Everything I saw on this website that would help me. First, I made sure I was being followed. I picked up my pace, went around tables sporadically, mixed up my directions. I never stopped moving. When I saw he was still the same distance behind me, I knew.

Second, I looked for my friends. I had come with three other people and had split up to look at merch. But when I couldn’t find them, I did what I never thought I’d have to do. I thank all of the people I followed for reblogging it so many times.

I picked a random cosplayer my age (a Midoriya cosplayer of 15-16 years) and pretended that I just met a long lost friend. I leaned in close to give them a hug and then whispered that I was being followed. They understood IMMEDIATELY and let me follow them to a different booth. It wasn’t until I grouped with them that the man stopped following me. I later went to security and the man was already someone who they were having trouble with earlier.

Moral of the story: Please reblog tips for safety on your dash. I don’t care if it doesn’t fit. If I didn’t think of pretending I knew someone, something worse could’ve happened to me. If you’re being followed, don’t be afraid to pretend you know someone. Be careful out there. You never think it’s going to be you until it happens.

People who live on Caribbean islands and in Florida please prepare for a possible hurricane that can cause MAJOR destruction!! Hurricane Irma has been growing at fast rates and it doesn’t hurt to be safe than sorry. Stock up on food, water, portable chargers, and other helpful resources that can get you through this.

Here is a 2017 hurricane disaster guide that contains vital information on how to survive a hurricane. It’s too early to tell how far it’ll go beyond Florida but meteorologists are predicting it can hit the Carolinas. The storm isn’t expected to hit the U.S until Friday, so that gives Florida residents a lot of time to stock up and get prepared. 

Please

ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

Reblog if you’d actually care if I killed myself tonight…

Please don’t scroll past this…

i know a lot of you don’t give a fuck about latinos issues, but venezuela may or may not be entering in a TOTAL dictatorship tomorrow, and i’m so fucking angry, i’m so sad…i’m not venezuelan i’m argentinian and i’m so angry because we can’t do shit to help our venezuelan friends we can do nothing to help the people from venezuela we can just PRAY that everything will okay and venezuela can kick maduro’s ass out of their country, so CAN YOU [THE REST OF THE WORLD] JUST HELP US, LATINOAMERICA, PRAYING FOR VENEZUELA??? please, i’m losing my shit out here because i don’t have not a single way to contact my venezuelan friend and i’m fucking worried. sorry for swearing i’m really freaking out

The rumors were true after all! I caught her in the act but I was too late. All my Pepsi... gone...

The rumors were true after all! I caught her in the act but I was too late. All my Pepsi... gone...

The rumors were true after all! I caught her in the act but I was too late. All my Pepsi... gone...

@tamarinfrog

Thank you opal.

Posting this on my main blog too

Ok so here's the dealio...

I’m trying to major in animation when I head off to college soon and my dad gets to travel a lot to Japan because of his job. So he’s taking me there so I can hopefully learn something about animation since Japan is well known for its anime and such. The problem is, I can’t find many animation studios that offer tours. So if anyone out there knows of any studios in or near Tokyo that offers tours or anything like that and would like to help me achieve my dreams, please let me know by messing me. Thank you!

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

Since spongebob turns 18 today

@makenna-melon