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Some of my favorite Brian May instagram posts

His name is Glooob. Not to be confused with Gloob.

This heart breaking, Shakespeare worthy goodbye of his home trainer.

Golden birthday boy

He was halfway this tube when the realizes this first world problem

Oh, he’s coming with us

JOE MAZZELO JUST ANSWERED MY DM, IM DYING?? GOD

Reblog if you can see my icon and it is not pixelized.

That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.

I found this girl on tumblr, and I’m so in love. I saw one picture of her, and I’m already imagining the colour of my dress in our marriage

Sometimes I wake up just wanting to sit down with John Deacon, have a cup of tea and talk about anything with him

John Richard Deacon is the softest human being I’ve ever seen. This video is so precious, I want to cry

Look at those hands

me: alright brain its time to go to bed

brain: alrighty

brain:

brain:

brain:

brain:

brain: roger taylor

me: fUCk

In life, I’m Joe Mazzello

FRED YOU LOOK AMAZING HONEY

REBLOG this if you’re a queen blog or reblog anything queen and i’ll follow you

GOD IS THAT YOU?

that ORGASMIC falsetto

i mean how the fuck even

I need to follow more people

Reblog this if you post

- John deacon

- Brian May

- Freddie Mercury

- Rodger Taylor

-rami malek

- joe mazzello

- gwilym lee

- Ben hardy

- bohrhap cast

- queen

Thank uuu

Freddie: Rock and roll!!

Brian: NOT ON MY WATCH

I was fine, until the Galileo happened. IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

Granddaddy bri to light up your day

granddaddy bri

Guys I can’t honestly thank you enough. I don’t even know why this many people follow me, but thanks. Really. Feel free to ask me something, i really want to answer

Roger and John because it hurts my heart (feel free to add more)

Avengers: Fat Bottomed Girls (Live in Paris)

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

Queen is a family. Proof:

Freddie: eldest child. A gay mess. Too much bravado to hide the fact he has no idea what he’s doing. Knows he’s been fab since he came out of the womb but keeping that legacy up is a lot of pressure?? Like he’s gotta work for that shit, not that he’ll ever say it. Will literally fight anyone for his younger siblings. Wants to see them grow up safe and healthy, but will also roast them constantly because if they get cocky so help him. Only he gets to roast them, though. You come after them? You catch a fist. Tries to teach them The Ways Of The World but has mixed results because they’re rebel children and he doesn’t actually know the way either. Will pretend to be independent/know the way even more for this reason.

Brian: intellectual middle child. a Nerd. Gets roasted for this frequently. Knows he and the Patented Eldest Child are supposed to set a good example for the little ones, but also knows they’re occasionally little shits who are outside his control. Has middle child syndrome at the same time and wants to be recognized, but doesn’t want to be recognized as wanting to be recognized, so he just kinda chills and is sad a lot and tries to be The Best so people notice him without him asking them to. Has significantly less pressure since he isn’t the firstborn, but ends up having the same amount anyway because now he thinks that he has to live up to whatever Freddie does. Plus he can’t let his younger siblings outshine him, so he’s gotta work work work. Good in school? Check. Good in band? Also check. Good at everything else? TRYING. 

Roger: chaotic middle child. Started out as the youngest so he became the Louise Belcher of this family but then the new baby came home so now he’s just dramatic and chaotic and loud. Does he resent his baby brother for this? Bitch you fucking thought. They’re double trouble now, fucking fight him. Youngest siblings gotta stick together. Worked hard to carve himself out as the young diva of this here family and happily retains that position even though he’s no longer the youngest. He will be more diva than all three of them. He will throw tantrums if it fucking kills him. He will get noticed if it fucking kills him. Just because he’s the youngest middle child of four doesn’t mean they get to put baby in a corner. He’s just gonna work overtime to get noticed. Bitch try and overlook him now. Fuck you. 

John: small baby child. By the time a couple has their fourth child they tend to stop taking as many baby photos and celebrating milestones the same way. John knows this but doesn’t mind that much. Older siblings try to impart life lessons on him. His eldest bro is super protective of him. His youngest bro talks to him about cars and pranks and Cool Younger Sibling Shit. His middle bro mostly tells him what to do, so he spends a lot of time throwing peanuts at his hair hoping they’ll stick. Doesn’t have the same need to compete/succeed the way his older siblings do because he knows nobody’s really watching anyway. Like that trickle-down firstborn pressure basically doesn’t affect you at all when you’re fourth in line. So he mostly just chills and marches to the beat of his own drum.

Look at this man.

LOOK AT THIS FUCXIN MAN. HE CANNOT BE REAL

*Bohemian Rhapsody cast accepts Golden Globe for best drama*

*Rami pushes everyone dramatically out of the way and grabs the mic*

Rami: WE SHOT THE ENTIRE LIVE AID CONCERT ON THE FIRST DAY

The fact that Freddie Mercury had the AUDACITY to die…

disco deaky dancing his life out on stage

Anyone who reblogs this will get a random pic of Joe Mazzello in their inbox

Roger Taylor, c. 1979

Need cheering up?

Forget all about gross herbal tea and dumb cat videos, I promise you’ll be smiling and laughing again within a minute!

Ok so these will make you smile (and possibly melt aah)

Freddie Mercury to Roger Taylor ‘C’mon Blondie’

Roger Taylor saying ‘I love you too’

Bob Dylan playing with words

The Rolling Stones miming ‘I Got You Babe’

Roger Waters speaking French

Jimmy Page humming

Brian May talks about Percy the hedgehog’s ordeal

John Lennon being incredibly cute

Brian May saying ‘It’s the pursuit of knowledge darling, isn’t it?’

Paul McCartney saying ‘hi’ in different voices

Queen talks

Jimmy Page giving out a radio message (I dARE you not to smile)

Freddie Mercury wishing you a nice day

Brian May saying ‘I’m thinking of you’

John Lennon and Paul McCartney goofing around

Brian May and Roger Taylor singing ‘I Was Born to Love You’

I’m in Love (demo) 

John Lennon and Paul McCartney hugging (at least watch it for the background music)

The Doors arriving at Heathrow Airport

Pink Floyd discussing oysters

Bruce Springsteen being a cutie

Bob Dylan interview

Ice bucket challenges: Ronnie Wood, Robert Plant, Brian May

Gorgeous but a bit mad (David Gilmour and Rick Wright)

‘Are You Lonesome Tonight’, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

Paul’s boner interview (Roundup interview with The Beatles)

Freddie Mercury taking a bath

The Beatles’ First U.S. Visit

Mick Jagger’s first TV appearance

Freddie Mercury does the weather

Brian May Sleepy (Drunken) Blues

A Midsummer Night’s Dream spoof (The Beatles)

Big Night Out, The Beatles: here and here

Pass the pie with Robert Plant and Cozy Powell

The music of Lennon and McCartney

Jimmy Page saying “wow”

Pepsi commercial with David Bowie and Tina Turner

Ringo Starr imitating Donald Duck

Bob Dylan’s answering machine message

John Lennon and Mick Jagger (Rock n Roll Circus + Dirty Mac performance)

And here, if you need to laugh

Four minutes of Robert Plant making fun of JPJ

Paul McCartney raps Humpty Dumpty

Keith Moon accepting Beatles award

I don’t even know (Mick Jagger)

What even (Paul, Ringo, George)

Paul McCartney being his usual sassy self

Pete Townshend saying ‘My spaghetti' 

This is from a man that was never truly appreciated

Keith Moon and Ringo Starr rap

John Lennon imitating Bob Dylan

Mick Jagger on SNL (includes the monologue, Steven Tyler impression, and the karaoke bar)

Paul McCartney and Jimmy Fallon switch accents

Bo Rhap ending outtake

Why don’t you all fffUCK OFF MIMI

Moo - Ringo Starr

Charlie being a cutie (The Stones Exhibitionism)

‘Paul Buried Me’ trailer

u ok paul??

Pete Townshend, a musical genius

David Bowie’s prank call

George Martin and Paul McCartney

Ringo Starr (from Thomas the Tank Engine)

‘I Wish I Was a Powerpuff Girl’, Ringo Starr

Just listen

Old man Ringo, need I say more?

Brian May saying ‘bunny rabbit’ in cyborg voice

Things I, Mick Jagger, have learned after 50 years in rock n roll

Shit beatlemaniacs say

Paul McCartney speaking with American accent

Mick Jagger introduces Monty Python live

The Who interview

Scrambled eggs, Paul McCartney and Jimmy Fallon

The Pirate Song, George Harrison

Bowie secrets

Dancing in the Street, David Bowie and Mick Jagger

TV add for Queen’s Greatest Video Hits II

The good stuff

John Lennon talking masturbation

Jimmy Page saying ‘long handjob’

Pete Townshend talking about Mick’s equipment

Robert talks about Jimmy’s pants falling down 

Keith Moon on pinball

Mick Jagger licking Ronnie Wood in the face

‘Naughty’, George Harrison

Freddie talks about Brian’s big cock

Roger Daltrey

Robert Plant talking about lemons (and the lack of squeezes)

Lou Reed saying ‘booty’

Two full minutes of Robert Plant saying ‘babe’

‘Penetration’, Roger Taylor

I don’t know if this is ‘good stuff’ or just eh?? (Brian May)

Listen to these cuties laughing

Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney, Keith Moon, Roger Daltrey, Jimmy Page, Paul McCartney II, Jimmy Page II, Marc Bolan and Ringo Starr, Robert Plant , John Lennon

Feel free to add or message me if something doesn’t work! And stay fabulous, darlings! x

I don’t even have to listen to this shit. i know EXACTLY what it is. I love this man’s sass.

Roger and his very nasty letter to "Rolling Stone" magazine

  — I can’t stand that magazine (…) One time Rolling Stone tried to write a political piece on us. I think the guy was deaf or his battery had run out. But it was very creepy. They have this very superior pseudo-intellectual approach to everything. They don’t approach anything with their senses. They were very nasty, and I wrote them a very nasty letter back, which they did print. —

He wrote the letter on an airline sickness bag