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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

MATRIX THEMED DRAG PERSONA CALLED NEO PRONOUNS

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

How do Mind Flayers decide which brains to eat and which brains to insert tadpoles into?

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho

We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate

everyone when i roll up

Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

The Japan Times

Japan's Supreme Court makes landmark decision on transgender rights

In the first Supreme Court decision over bathroom usage by sexual minorities, the body ruled it was unlawful to restrict the use of bathroom

//In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court of Japan] on Tuesday said it was unlawful to restrict the use of bathrooms by a transgender woman at the economy ministry, overturning a lower court ruling. It is the first top court decision over bathroom usage by sexual minorities. The ruling — a unanimous decision by the five judges on the bench — marks a significant step forward for the working conditions of transgender people, and could affect how companies and government ministries handle similar cases in the future.//

In Japan, transgender people can only legally change their gender if they have had gender reassignment surgery. The woman in this court case was apparently unable to do so due to health reasons.

Via Japan Times.

Photo from a March 8 demonstration in Tokyo. REUTERS/Issei Kato.

blood and guts enjoyers when their beloved characters are in pain: woagh….. is this gay sex

robots posting memes like "metal rusts and algorithms are flawed, i'm gonna become a pristine meat creature that can grow and heal" and when reminded that disease & death exist they're like "no i would be the epic flawless organic lifeform that i just imagined"

best friend type behavior

i am legally obligated to draw miguel spiderverse at least once

this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

POV you tell your tall model friend a silly joke.

“its a metaphor for capitalism”

came back wrong but its from the perspective of the person who came back

wish i had a bit going where whenever i said "the prophecy" like three of my friends would repeat "the prophecy" in different tones while squinting into the distance and rubbing their chins like sages deep in thought. i would also do this for them, im a team player

Miguel is really beautiful and i think these are his most beautiful pics

I am extremely normal about him

Hehe hoho