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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

you know what, i respect the hell out of haikyuu for having both protagonists be stupid. Just dumb as bricks. In most anime protag rivalries at least one of them is smart where the other is strong but no. Both hinata and kageyama just have deflated volleyballs rolling around their skulls and i love them for it.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

I know there a lot of dom/sub fics told from the Ryan's (as the sub) perspective and him being turned on by Shane's dominance but are there any where it's in Shane's perspective and Ryan obeying him/being submissive really turns him on?

Praise the fucking Lord for this request.

Okay, so there aren’t many (not that there are actually that much d/s in the fandom either), but here we go. We do need more d/s with dom!Shane’s POV, please authors interact–

you get me closer to god by sessrumnir

Summary: Ryan wants to experiment. Shane is more than happy to comply.

Rated: E

Commentary: This is one of my favorite d/s fanfics in the fandom. A first time doing a scene, first time being a dom for Shane, and it’s amazing. It has this really good POV, too. Shane’s feelings while doing the scene, taking desicions and learning to command are great, there is not even a moment where the fic forgets this and it’s just overall amazing. Such a great story from an amazing author, we all need this in our life.

Ryan Bergara: The Biggest Fucking Tease in the World by ClaraLuna98

Summary: why was Shane so GODDAMN disheveled during the Sodder Children episode?

Rated: M

Commentary: One of the first d/s stories in the fandom, this story is a lot of fun to read. It’s a good PWP and it gives you the chills, it’s great. I really like the dom!Shane they write in this, I love him. Just in general, I really like this fic. Little warning for daddy kink and lotsa good dirty talk.

The Desk Fic by SincerelyLeah

Summary: Shane was having a shitty Monday morning and it was all because of one person, Ryan Bergara. But, by now he should know that endless teasing gets Shane more than riled up.

Rated: E

Commentary: Ah, this fic. I love that we, as a fandom, have gathered the universal headcanon that Ryan is a damn tease and it gives Shane life. This fic is intense and overall very good, one of my favorites. Once more, beware of the daddy kink and tons of dirty talk.

Mikasa: Good morning.

Armin: Good morning!

Levi: Good morning.

Hanji: You all sound like a bunch of robots, “good morning, good morning”, spice it up a bit!

Eren, overhearing and kicking the door down: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Can I have uhhh,,, drabble with heavy dirty talk and light sub/dom dynamic? Please??

Sorry it took so long! Here we go!

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I just find this hilarious.