you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
this keeps coming up, in all sorts of different discourse, so I finally gave up and made it a meme
rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Chan: Hey, have you seen Felix and Jisung? I haven't seen them since yesterday.
Changbin: Same here. I wonder-
*Instagram notification sounds*
[realstraykids is live]
Changbin, sighing: Found them.
Felix & Jisung: [recording outside Area 51] RELEASE THE ALIENS MOTHERFUCKERS
no archive warnings apply; season/series 04; plot what plot/porn without plot; humiliation; under-negotiated kink; fear kink; daddy kink
In a matter of hours, Shane has either learned or admitted to knowing most of Ryan’s major kinks, and Ryan has no clue why Shane isn’t bothered. Ryan’s certainly bothered, in more ways than one.
He checks his phone, tired and emotionally deflated. Shane’s been downstairs for half an hour, ostensibly using the bathroom and brushing his teeth. He never takes thirty minutes to do either. Grumbling, Ryan throws off the covers, mashing the camera’s off button before walking down the attic stairs and grabbing the doorknob. No need to film an empty room.
Before he can open the door more than an inch, it pushes shut from the other side, and Ryan hears the definitive click of the lock sliding into place.
“Shane?”
No answer.
you know what, i respect the hell out of haikyuu for having both protagonists be stupid. Just dumb as bricks. In most anime protag rivalries at least one of them is smart where the other is strong but no. Both hinata and kageyama just have deflated volleyballs rolling around their skulls and i love them for it.
When I first watched the mall episode, when Todoroki declined to go because he wanted to visit his mom, I thought the primary purpose of that scene was to show some growth in his character. We find out here that he's actively working on repairing his relationship with his mom.
By the end of the episode, I realized this reasoning was actually secondary. The primary reason for this scene was to get rid of Todoroki, because if he came to the mall, he wouldn't have left Midoriya's side, and Shigaraki wouldn't have been able to catch him alone.
This is probably obvious information, but it's something I think about way more than I should. There's something so heartwarming and simple in the thought. Todoroki wouldn't have left him.