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The dream crossover, this is scarily accurate

Mike: Tell me about the Losers’ club. 

Bill: [Gestures to Stan with his bird book]. Stan, he doesn’t really like things that go against logic. So he does a lot of bird watching. Pretty much worthless in shenanigans. 

Mike: Copy that. 

Bill: Now the others. Bev Marsh: tough, smart, hard to read, and scary as hell. 

[Flashback to Christmas time]

Bev: Tell me who has me for secret Santa. 

Ben: No! That takes all the fun out of it. 

[Bev stares daggers at Ben].

Ben: It’s Stan. He got you a scarf. It’s blue and ugly. I’ll make him return it. 

Bill: Ben Hanscom: He’s a grinder. He works harder than anyone else. He’s not physically…gifted. 

[Flashback: Ben unwraps a muffin, then drops it on the ground].

Ben: Awww man! My muffin!

[Goes to pick up the muffin but smacks his head on the desk.]

Ben: Ow! My head! My muffin and my head!

Bill: Eddie Kaspbrak: his mom tells everyone he’s always sick. Gets underestimated because of it, so he’s always trying to prove he’s tough.

[Flashback to Eddie putting hot sauce on his sandwich. He sees Stan watching]. 

Eddie: You think I can’t handle this much hot sauce? I can handle way more than this. [Eddie pours hot sauce onto sandwich and takes a bite]. 

Eddie: [in agony]. In…your…face.

Stan: I didn’t say anything. 

Mike: Tell me about Richie. 

Bill: Richie is our trashmouth. He likes making jokes and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved…is how to grow up. 

Mike: That’s very well put. 

Bill: I’ve talked a lot about Richie in my weekly therapy sessions. 

tony: quick, take my hand!

steve, taking his hand: what is it, what’s wrong?!?!

tony: nothing i just wanted to hold hands

Yes please

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Scott gets out of the quantic realm in Avengers 4, but is Luis the one that explains Infinity War to him.

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please meme this guys.

Amazing 😂

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

Ok but Sam this episode was just incredible.

Consistently, when faced with difficult situations where conflict is easy, he chooses to communicate. This is something even Steve didn't do all the time (Civil War, or even when he meets himself in Endgame)--but Sam chooses to talk things through and deescalate. To try to understand the other party. To make peace.

When Walker shows up, trying to kill Karli and take Zemo, Sam says no. Karli is vulnerable and struggling with grief, and is fighting against a world that seems hell-bent on keeping her down; Sam understands her struggle and wants to talk her through it. To counsel her.

And that's because Sam is a counselor, but also because he's just a very empathetic person. He cares about people. He cares about Bucky even when Bucky has been harsh towards him (and Bucky begins to soften because of this); he cares about Sharon despite Sharon's bitterness (and Sharon helps them because of this); he cares about Karli despite her crimes and how dangerous she is (and she listens to him because of this). We are shown time and time again that Sam has a remarkable ability to unite people. To bring healing within the pain.

It's Walker, the gun hiding behind the shield, who consistently ruins this. He's angry, arrogant, and divisive, and he knows that he's not as effective as Sam, but he doesn't care. He wants what he wants, and he's willing to do whatever it takes to get it. His reckless actions ultimately end in the death of Lemar and one of the Flag Smashers. If he had listened to Sam, if he had waited, that could have been avoided; but he is one of only two characters who doesn't listen to Sam, who won't trust that Sam knows what he's doing. Even Lemar, Walker's partner, is willing to follow Sam's plan. The only other character that undercuts Sam's plans is Zemo.

Zemo does this because he has an alternate agenda, which we as the audience have been given glimpses into but don't fully understand. But Walker's agenda is clear. He wants to be the top dog. He wants people to respect him, to follow (read: obey) him, to think of him as Captain America. But no one does this. And his lax morals combine with his rage and ambition and lead him to take the super soldier serum. He's doing everything he can to outpace Sam, and in doing so, he bloodies and destroys the legacy he was supposed to uphold.

But Sam has never needed the serum. Sam, like Walker, was a soldier. Now, he's just a man, who knows how to fight. But unlike Walker, he also knows how to lay down his arms. He knows when to listen instead of shouting orders. He knows when to make peace instead of war. He's more than just a soldier, and that's why he doesn't need the serum, or the shield, to lead, to be respected, and to do what's right.

Because Sam Wilson is a good man.

Flashback Buck was 💖

#i still cannot fathom how flattening his curls and that wide-eyed expression managed to make him look so young

honest to god witchcraft ciara!!!

literally though!!!! like i watch it and i genuinely believe he's younger aksjdh which just makes no sense lmao

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what a bummer

not ALL , but most of it!

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