😂😂👌

It really be like that huh😂🤦‍♀️

Aman's family really tried to no homo an ongoing kiss, I'm dead

Steve: *unbuttoning shirt* god, it’s hot in here.

Bucky: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.

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Richard Siken, the worm king’s lullaby; from “War Of Foxes”

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[ID: Tumblr user @slowwshoww writes:

suzanne collins killing prim after everything katniss did to save her………. THATS how you write a story about the brutality and futility of war ma'am thats what we call a compelling and fucked up narrative yessums thats storytelling babes!!!!

Tumblr user @books—and-cleverness adds a quote from an interview with the author of the book:

« That was one of the first questions I asked her when we sat down: ‘Did you always know that [Prim] was going to die?’ And she said, ‘Oh yeah, of course, that’s the whole point.’ » (x)

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[ID: Tumblr user @orpheuslament:

i love tragedy i love circular narratives i love ppl who cannot escape their fate & characters that have been dead since the beginning

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[ID: Tumblr user @faustandfurious:

the worst fictional deaths are actually the ones you see coming, where there is enough foreshadowing that you have time to hope, against all odds, that the character will survive, even as you realise that there’s no way out this time, they’re not going to make it, this was always how it was going to end.

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[Text description:

Do you still believe myths

can save you? Foolish creature

Let me be clear: every version of this story

Ends with you being slaughtered.

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Tory Adkisson, Anecdote of the Pig

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[ID: Tumblr user @sawasawako:

if you’re dead at the end of the story were you dead from the beginning. oh emily brontë we’re really in it now

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This was always going to happen. She’s been dead from the beginning.

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Aeschylus, The Oresteia

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This is why people cry at the movies: because everybody’s doomed. No one in a movie can help themselves in any way. Their fate has already staked its claim on them from the moment they appear onscreen.

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John Darnielle, Wolf in White Van

WOW

@Russo_Brothers #NewProfilePic

An ICON™

Karthik “I’m a cocky little shit” Singh really insulted his bf’s homophobic father and said “I fucked your son” in the same breath. Fucking Speechless.

MR. PIASTRI?????

True

The Marvel Fandom: THANOS IS COMING AND HE’S GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING AND KILL EVERYONE. HE IS PURE EVIL AND AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.

Also The Marvel Fandom: if that giant shriveled grape-man lays a finger on one of those avengers imma cut him to pieces lol

Proof that Steve Rogers is the purest human being alive

Cried when I saw this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

mfcuking SOBBINGF

Hell yeah!!

my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good