your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
!!!!!
Just wanted to bless you with some pure RDJ adorable silliness <3
True
The Marvel Fandom: THANOS IS COMING AND HE’S GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING AND KILL EVERYONE. HE IS PURE EVIL AND AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.
Also The Marvel Fandom: if that giant shriveled grape-man lays a finger on one of those avengers imma cut him to pieces lol
Yeah he did
Can you believe Steve Rogers invented being handsome
# forever mood
*ahem*
That is all
#the sass is strong in this one
Doctor Strange, your Sherlock is showing.
Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.
Oh shit
Bucky: “… Stevie?”
Bucky: *Dissolves ala Infinity War*
Steve: *whimpers in shock*
Steve: “…Buck?”
Wade: “…This is so sad Petey; play Despacito”
Wade: “…Petey?”
unpopular opinion: steve rogers is not lawful good aligned because COME ON when has that man EVER respected rules or laws he jumped out of a plane without a parachute, went in alone to a nazi base to save bucky, and rebelled against the entirety of shield because he knew they were corrupt my boy is chaotic good and no one can convince me otherwise
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